Aladdin (1992) quotes

Directors
Ron Clements, John Musker.

Cast
Scott Weinger.
Robin Williams.
Linda Larkin.

When a street urchin vies for the love of a beautiful princess, he uses a genie’s magic power to make himself off as a prince in order to marry her.

Genie, I wish for your freedom.
– Aladdin
One bona fide prince pedigree coming up. I… What?
– Genie
Genie, you’re free!
– Aladdin

Rick ’em, rack ’em, rock ’em, rake! Stick that sword into that snake!
– Genie
You stay out of thisss!
– Jafar
Jafar, Jafar, he’s our man. If he can’t do it, GREAT!
– Genie

Oi! Ten thousand years will give you such a crick in the neck.
– Genie

I’m free. I’m free. Quick. Quick. Wish for something outrageous. Say, “I, I want the Nile.” Wish for the Nile. Try that!
– Genie
Uh… I wish for the Nile.
– Aladdin
No way!
– Genie
Oh, does that feel good!
– Genie

I’m history! No, I’m mythology! Nah, I don’t care what I am. I’m free-hee!
– Genie

Thank you, kind sir. I’m so glad you found her.
– Aladdin
I’ve been looking all over for you!
– Aladdin
What are you doing?
– Princess Jasmine
Just play along.
– Aladdin
You, uh, know this girl?
– Farouk
Sadly, yes. She is my sister. She’s a little crazy.
– Aladdin
She said she knew the sultan!
– Farouk
She thinks the monkey is the sultan.
– Aladdin
O wise Sultan, how may I serve you?
– Princess Jasmine
Tragic, isn’t it? But, no harm done. Now, come along, sis. Time to go see the doctor.
– Aladdin
Oh, hello, Doctor. How are you?
– Princess Jasmine
No, no, no, not that one… Come on, Sultan.
– Aladdin

But, oh, to be free! Not to have to go “Poof! What do you need?”, “Poof! What do you need?”, “Poof! What do you need?” To be my own master. Such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world! But what am I talking about? Let’s get real here, it’s not gonna happen. Genie, wake up and smell the hummus.
– Genie

Say, you’re a lot smaller than my last master. Either that, or I’m getting bigger. Look at me from the side. Do I look different to you?
– Genie

Genie, I need help!
– Aladdin
All right, Sparky, here’s the deal. If you wanna court the little lady, you gotta be a straight shooter. Do ya got it?
– Genie
What?
– Aladdin
Tell-her-the-*truth*!
– Genie

Psst. Your line is “I’m going to free the Genie.” Anytime.
– Genie

Oh, boy. He’s cracked. He’s gone nuts. Jafar! Jafar, get a grip!
– Iago
Ack! Good grip.
– Iago

Just… where did you say you were from?
– Jafar
Oh, uh… uh, much farther than you’ve traveled, I’m sure.
– Aladdin
Try me.
– Jafar

Yo, Rugman! Haven’t seen you in a few millennia. Give me some tassel.
– Genie

Who disturbs my slumber?
– Cave of Wonders

All this for a loaf of bread?
– Aladdin

I think it’s time to say goodbye to Prince Abubu.
– Jafar

Welcome to Agrabah, city of mystery, of enchantment. AndthefinestmerchandisethissideoftheriverJordanonsaletoday! Come on down!
– Merchant

You’re a prisoner?
– Aladdin
It’s all part and parcel, the whole genie gig.
– Genie
Phenomenal cosmic powers!
– Genie
Itty bitty living space!
– Genie

Wait, wait a minute. I’m… your master?
– Aladdin
That’s right! He can be taught!
– Genie

Al, I can’t help you. I work for Senor Psychopath now.
– Genie

Wish fulfillment?
– Aladdin
Three wishes, to be exact. And ixnay on the wishing for more wishes. That’s it. Three. Uno, dos, tres. No substitutions, exchanges or refunds.
– Genie

Button up, Jafar. Learn to have a little fun!
– Sultan

Getting into trouble a little early today, aren’t we, Aladdin?
– Woman
Trouble? No way. You’re only in trouble if you get caught.
– Aladdin
Gotcha!
– Razoul
I’m in trouble.
– Aladdin

You’ve heard of the golden rule, haven’t you? Whoever has the gold makes the rules.
– Jafar

How many times do I have to kill you, boy?
– Jafar

Oh, Al. I’m getting kinda fond of you, kid. Not that I wanna pick out curtains or anything.
– Genie

The boy is crazy. He’s a little punch-drunk – one too many hits with the snake.
– Genie

Father, I choose Prince Ali!
– Princess Jasmine
Prince Ali left.
– Jafar
Better check your crystal ball again, Jafar!
– Aladdin

You’re speechless, I see. A fine quality in a wife.
– Jafar

I don’t know where she gets it from. Her mother wasn’t nearly so picky.
– Sultan