Avengers Infinity War (2018) quotes

Directors
Anthony Russo, Joe Russo.

Cast
Robert Downey Jr.
Chris Hemsworth.
Mark Ruffalo. 

The Avengers and their allies must be willing to sacrifice all in an attempt to defeat the powerful Thanos before his blitz of devastation and ruin puts an end to the universe.

Tony, I’m sorry… I’m sorry.
– Peter Parker

You should have gone for the head.
– Thanos

You can’t park here, buddy. Earth is closed today. Take your tractor beam and skedaddle.
– Tony Stark

I am Groot.
– Groot
I am Steve Rogers.
– Steve Rogers

You’re strong… but I could snap my fingers… and you’d all cease to exist.
– Thanos

You guys are so screwed now!
– Bruce Banner

You have my respect Stark. When I’m done, half of humanity will still be alive. I hope They remember you.
– Thanos

I’m gonna ask you this one time: where is Gamora?
– Peter Quill
Yeah, I’ll do you one better. *Who* is Gamora?
– Tony Stark
I’ll do *you* one better. *Why* is Gamora?
– Drax

Wong, you’re invited to my wedding.
– Tony Stark

Daughter.
– Thanos
Did you do it?
– Young Gamora
Yes.
– Thanos
What did it cost?
– Young Gamora
Everything.
– Thanos

You… will never be… a god.
– Loki

Today I lost more than you could know, but now is no time to mourn. Now, is no time at all.
– Thanos

When you said you were going to open Wakanda to the rest of the world, this is not what I imagined.
– Okoye
What did you imagine?
– T’Challa
The Olympics, maybe even a Starbucks.
– Okoye

No resurrections this time.
– Thanos

Spare his life and I’ll give you the stone.
– Dr. Stephen Strange

Let me just say, if aliens wind up implanting eggs in my chest or something and I eat one of you, I’m sorry.
– Peter Parker
I don’t want another single pop culture reference out of you for the rest of the trip. You understand?
– Tony Stark

Who the hell are you guys?
– Thor

Death follows him like a shadow.
– Mantis

Dude, you’re embarrassing me in front of wizards.
– Tony Stark

You speak Groot?
– Rocket Raccoon
They taught it on Asgard. It was an elective.
– Thor

You throw another moon at me and I’m gonna lose it!
– Tony Stark

What’s the matter with you kids? You’ve never seen a spaceship before?
– Bus Driver

How much for the gun?
– Rocket Raccoon
It’s not for sale.
– Bucky Barnes
Okay, then how much for the arm?
– Rocket Raccoon
Oh, I’ll get that arm.
– Rocket Raccoon

Ok, let me ask you this, one time: What master do you serve?
– Dr. Stephen Strange
Oh, what master do I serve? What am I supposed to say, Jesus?
– Peter Quill

I’m Dr. Strange.
– Dr. Stephen Strange
Oh, we’re using our made-up names? In that case, I am Spider-Man.
– Peter Parker

I assure you, brother, the sun will shine on us again.
– Loki

New haircut?
– Steve Rogers
Looks like you’ve copied my beard.
– Thor

Magic. More Magic. Magic with a Kick. Mag…
– Peter Parker
Insect!
– Thanos

What exactly is it that they do?
– Peter Parker
Kick names, take ass.
– Mantis

Hulk. Hulk, I know you like making your entrance at the last second, well, this is it, man. This is the last *last* second. Hulk! Hulk! HULK!
– Bruce Banner
NOOOO!
– Hulk
Oh, screw
– Bruce Banner

This is Thanos we’re talking about. He’s the toughest there is.
– Rocket Raccoon
Well, he has never fought me.
– Thor
Yeah, he has.
– Rocket Raccoon
He has never fought me TWICE!
– Thor