Home Alone 2 Lost in New York (1992) quotes

Director
Chris Columbus.

Cast
Macaulay Culkin.
Joe Pesci.
Daniel Stern. 

One year after Kevin McCallister was left home alone and had to defeat a pair of bumbling burglars, he accidentally finds himself stranded in New York City – and the same criminals are not far behind.

What kind of idiots do you have working here?
– Kate McCallister
The finest in New York.
– Mrs. Stone, Desk Clerk

Do you know how the TV works?
– Cedrick the Bellman
I’m 10 years old. TV is my life.
– Kevin McCallister

Two scoops, sir?
– Waiter
Two? Make it three. I’m not driving.
– Kevin McCallister

Maybe I’m off my hinges, but I believe you. That’s why I’m gonna let you go. I’m gonna give you to the count of three to get your lousy, lyin’, low-down, four flushing carcass OUT my door! 1… 2…
– Gangster Johnny on TV
3. Merry Christmas, you filthy animal.
– Gangster Johnny on TV
And a Happy New Year.
– Gangster Johnny on TV

SUCK BRICK KID!
– Marv

Howdy do. This is Peter McCallister, the father. I’d like a hotel room please, with an extra large bed, a TV, and one of those little refrigerators you have to open with a key. Credit card? You got it.
– Kevin McCallister

You can mess with a lot of things, but you can’t mess with kids on Christmas.
– Kevin McCallister

Don’t you know a kid always wins against two idiots?
– Kevin McCallister

Excuse me, where’s the lobby?
– Kevin McCallister
Down the hall and to the left.
– Donald Trump
Thanks.
– Kevin McCallister

It’s a nice night for a neck injury.
– Kevin McCallister

Sonny!
– Harry
Yes?
– Kevin McCallister
Nothing would thrill me more greatly than to shoot you. Knocking off a youngster ain’t gonna mean all that much to me. Okay? But since we’re in a hurry, I’ll made a deal with you: you throw down your camera and we won’t hurt you. You’ll never hear from us again. Okay?
– Harry
You promise?
– Kevin McCallister
I cross my heart and hope to die.
– Harry

You know, Herbert Hoover once stayed here on this floor.
– Cedric the Bellman
The vacuum guy?
– Kevin McCallister
No, the President.
– Cedric the Bellman

I won’t forget to remember you.
– Kevin McCallister
Don’t make promises you can’t keep.
– Bird Lady

You better say every prayer you ever heard, kid.
– Harry
I hope your parents got you a tombstone for Christmas!
– Marv

Get outta here you nosy little pervert, or I’m gonna slap you silly!
– Uncle Frank McCallister

I’m confused.
– Mrs. Stone, Desk Clerk
I’m traveling with my dad. He’s at a meeting. I hate meetings. Plus I’m not allowed to go in. I can only sit in the lobby. That’s boring. So he dropped me off here. He gave me his credit card and told me to give this to whoever was welcoming people in so I won’t get into mischief. And ma’am, sometimes I do get into mischief. We all do!
– Kevin McCallister

Hey, hey, easy on the fluids pal. The rubber sheets are packed.
– Uncle Frank McCallister

Well you got your wish last year, maybe you’ll get it again this year.
– Kate McCallister
I hope so!
– Kevin McCallister