Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984) quotes

Cast
Harrison Ford.
Kate Capshaw.
Jonathan Ke Quan.

A jury holdout attempts to prevent a miscarriage of justice by forcing his colleagues to reconsider the evidence.

Wow! Holy Smoke! Crash landing!
– Short Round
Short Round, step on it.
– Indiana Jones
Okey dokey, Dr. Jones.
– Short Round
Hold on to your potatoes!
– Short Round
For crying out loud, there’s a *kid* driving the car!
– Willie
Relax, I’ve been giving him lessons.
– Indiana Jones

Wear your jewels to bed Princess?
– Indiana Jones
Yeah… and nothing else. Shock you?
– Willie
Nothing shocks me. I’m a scientist.
– Indiana Jones

What is Sankara?
– Short Round
Fortune and glory, kid. Fortune and glory.
– Indiana Jones

THAT’S the maharaja? A *kid*?
– Willie
Maybe he likes *older* women.
– Short Round

Are you trying to develop a sense of humor or am I going deaf?
– Indiana Jones

You’re gonna get killed chasing after your damn fortune and glory!
– Willie
Maybe. But not today.
– Indiana Jones

Willie, we-are-going-to-DIE!
– Indiana Jones

Kali Ma protects us! We are her children! We pledge our devotion to her with an offering of flesh… and blood!
– Indiana Jones

I keep telling you, you listen to me more, you live longer!
– Short Round

Willie, Willie, Willie. What kind of a name is that? Is it short for something?
– Indiana Jones
Willie is my professional name, Indiana.
– Willie
Hey, lady! You call him Dr. Jones!
– Short Round
*My* professional name.
– Indiana Jones

What a vivid imagination.
– Indiana Jones

Now you see the power of the rock you bring back.
– Shaman of Maypore
Yes. I understand its power now.
– Indiana Jones

Dr. Jones, in our country, it’s not usual for a guest to insult his host.
– Chattar Lal

Oh, shit.
– Indiana Jones

Mola Ram! Prepare to meet Kali… in Hell!
– Indiana Jones

Oh my God. Oh my God, is he nuts?
– Willie
He no nuts, he’s crazy!
– Short Round

We’re in trouble!
– Indiana Jones
Trouble? What kind of trouble?
– Willie
It’s a long story. Better hurry up or you won’t get to hear it.
– Indiana Jones

I hate the water… and I hate being wet… and I hate YOU!
– Willie
GOOD!
– Indiana Jones

It wasn’t me! It’s her!
– Short Round

I’m very little! You cheat very big!
– Short Round

Ah, dessert! Chilled monkey brains.
– Eel Eater

You betrayed Shiva!
– Indiana Jones

Dr. Jones, the eminent archaeologist?
– Chattar Lal
Hard to believe, isn’t it?
– Willie

You know how to fly, don’t you?
– Willie
Um, no. Do you?
– Indiana Jones

It’s okay, kid. It’s me.
– Indiana Jones

If I have offended you, I am sorry.
– Indiana Jones

Are you not eating?
– Eel Eater
I had bugs for lunch.
– Willie