A young woman disenchanted with love mysteriously finds herself trapped inside a romantic comedy.
They’ll never make a movie about girls like us, and you know why? Because it would be so sad that they’d have to sprinkle Prozac on the popcorn or people would kill themselves. – Natalie’s Mom
You are beguiling. – Blake Did you just learn that word, cause you tend to say it a lot. – Natalie If you want me to stop saying it, I will. But you’re gonna have to stop being so damn beguiling! – Blake
Tough, but fair. – Whitney Just like my leg hair. – Natalie
So dumb! – Natalie
If you need anything, anything at all, don’t hesitate to give me a call on my cellular telephone device. Here ya go. That’s my number! – Blake That’s very charming. But you do realize there’s like… 3.6 million permutations of how this can go together? – Natalie But there’s only one you, so… – Blake Right… that doesn’t really make sense. – Natalie Neither does the way I’m feeling about you right now. – Blake Uh right, that still doesn’t change the math though. Just to be clear, I cannot call you. – Natalie Are you feeling what I’m feeling? – Blake NO! – Natalie
I’ll have what he’s having! – Blake
Have you seen that movie? It’s literally a masterpiece. – Whitney Masterpiece of shit! – Natalie
You wanna maybe take a stroll? – Blake That’s funny. My Fit Bit sometimes vibrates and says, “Wanna stroll?” But when you say it, I don’t wanna smash you. – Natalie
She loves my neck fat. It’s just, I love cake… so… – Josh
You know what’s funny? – Josh That all those rich ladies have crabs? – Natalie
You know, she’s just, uh, she hates happy endings. – Whitney Because it’s not the end. They stop it there because what happens next is, like, really shit, and nobody will wanna see that. – Natalie