Rush Hour 2 (2001) quotes

Director
Brett Ratner.

Cast
Jackie Chan.
Chris Tucker.
John Lone.

Carter and Lee head to Hong Kong for vacation, but become embroiled in a counterfeit money scam.

Who died, Lee?
– James Carter
You!
– Lee
Detective Yu?
– James Carter
Not Yu, you!
– Lee
Who?
– James Carter
You!
– Lee
Who?
– James Carter
Do you understand the words that are a-coming out of my mouth?
– Lee
Don’t nobody understand the words that are comin’ out of your mouth.
– James Carter

These men are Triads. The most deadly gang in China.
– Lee
You think they scare me? I’m from Los Angeles, man. We invented gangs!
– James Carter

You are a civilian. In Hong Kong, *I* am Michael Jackson and *you* are Toto.
– Lee
You mean Tito! Toto is what we ate for dinner last night!
– James Carter

Just follow my lead. Act like a tourist.
– Lee
I am a tourist, fool!
– James Carter

I will bitch-slap you back to Africa.
– Lee

Sorry, man!
– James Carter
Carter!
– Lee
All y’all look alike!
– James Carter

Why didn’t you tell me you had a bomb in your mouth?
– James Carter
I did.
– Lee
No you did not!
– James Carter
I said “mmm!”
– Lee
What the hell is “mmm! mmm!”
– James Carter
mmm, mmm. Bomb!
– Lee

I can’t believe I flew 10,000 miles for this shit!
– James Carter

Out of the way! LAPD!
– James Carter

All right, listen up! All the Triads and the ugly women on this side, and all the fine women on this side, right now!
– James Carter

I enjoyed that little story you told about the dragon and the treasure. My mother used to tell it to me all the time. Do you know the moral of that story?
– Ricky Tan
Greed will imprison us all.
– Steven Reign
I hate that fortune cookie shit.
– Ricky Tan

Don’t be messing with me, Lee. I will slap you so hard you’ll end up in the Ming Dynasty. I mean it man, I’ll bitch slap you back to Bangkok!
– James Carter

Let me tell you something about Asians, we never panic.
– Lee
Oh yeah, when Godzilla be coming, y’all be trippin’: “Giaca! Giaca!”
– James Carter

What did I just say?
– James Carter
You just ask everybody to pick up their Samurai swords and shave your butt.
– Lee

That’s my CD! Don’t you ever touch a Chinese man’s CD!
– Lee

Lee, let me introduce you to Carter’s new theory of criminal investigation: follow the rich white man.
– James Carter
Follow the rich white man?
– Lee
Behind every big crime there’s a rich white man waiting for his cut.
– James Carter

You Americans are so funny.
– Ricky Tan
And you Asians don’t hear too well.
– James Carter

I’m not third world ugly, women like me! They think I’m cute, like… Snoopy.
– Lee
Lee, Snoopy is six inches taller than you.
– James Carter

I’ll meet you at the bar in ten minutes. They don’t like tourists in here, so try to blend in.
– Lee
Blend in? I’m two feet taller than everyone in here.
– James Carter

You know, we could have been a good couple. We could have had something special. But you one crazy-ass bitch!
– James Carter

Just tell me how the Triads gonna kill us.
– James Carter
They will torture us for three days.
– Lee
Okay, I can handle that.
– James Carter
Then they will cut off our eggrolls.
– Lee
Cut off our eggrolls? Hell no! Lets get the hell outta here! C’mon man, don’t give up!
– James Carter

I’m gonna pretend you a man. A very beautiful man with a great body that I’d like to take to the movies.
– James Carter

You still have it?
– Lee
‘Still got my lunch money from the third grade.
– Kenny

I’m tall, dark and handsome, and you’re third world ugly.
– James Carter

How come you ain’t got no black people performing in this casino? We ain’t good enough for you?
– James Carter
We got Lionel Ritchie!
– Pit Boss
Lionel Ritchie ain’t been black since the commodores!
– James Carter

Gefilte fish!
– James Carter

Use them tiger teeth!
– James Carter

Who the hell was that?
– James Carter

Stop, I’m sick of your bullshit.
– Lee
And I’m sick of you! I’m not the one running up in Karaoke bars full of gangsters. And I’m not the one running up in massage parlors looking for crime lords.
– James Carter

I’m sorry.
– Lee
You sorry? I got somebodies old chopsticks stuck up my ass and all you gotta say to me is you sorry?
– James Carter

Who put their hand on my butt? Do it again.
– James Carter

All he wanted was some Mushu.
– Lee

Drop the blade and let the bird go.
– James Carter