All I did was kiss a girl!
– Jake
They got you in jail for that?
– Emmett
Yeah, I kissed a girl, and this other fella didn’t like it, so we had some words, and so I decided to get out of there. So I did, I got out of there. You know me, Emmett, I don’t want no trouble. So, I go outside, and this fellow tries to shoot me in the back.
– Jake
You had to kill him?
– Emmett
No, no, I winged him. And he dropped his gun.
– Jake
They got you in jail for winging a guy?
– Emmett
Well… no, not exactly. Because, see, then his friend opened up on me.
– Jake
What friend is that?
– Emmett
The one with the shotgun.
– Jake
The DEAD one.
– Sheriff Langston