Spider-Man Homecoming (2017) quotes

Director
Jon Watts.

Cast
Tom Holland.
Michael Keaton.
Robert Downey Jr.

Peter Parker balances his life as an ordinary high school student in Queens with his superhero alter-ego Spider-Man, and finds himself on the trail of a new menace prowling the skies of New York City.

You just don’t do anything I would do,and definitely don’t do anything I wouldn’t do. There’s a little gray area in there and that’s where you operate.
– Peter Parker
What, does that mean I’m an Avenger?
– Tony Stark
No.
– Tony Stark

What are you doing here the dance is going on?
– Ms. Warren
Oh I was just um… Looking at… Porn.
– Ned Leeds

Can’t you just be a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man?
– Tony Stark

What if somebody had died? That’s on you. What if you had died? That’s on me. I don’t need that guilt on my conscience. I’m gonna need the suit back.
– Tony Stark
For how long?
– Peter Parker
For ever!
– Tony Stark
I’m nothing without the suit!
– Peter Parker
If you’re nothing without the suit, then you shouldn’t have it.
– Tony Stark

Wait a minute… You guys aren’t the real Avengers! I can tell Hulk gives it away.
– Spider-Man

You were on the ceiling!
– Ned Leeds

Can you summon an army of spiders?
– Ned Leeds
No, man!
– Peter Parker

I think I know that guy!
– Gary

I’m sick of Mr. Stark treating me like a kid.
– Peter Parker
But you are a kid.
– Ned Leeds
Yeah. A kid who can stop a bus with his bare hands.
– Peter Parker

Spider-Man is not a party trick!
– Peter Parker

Eight years without any trouble from those bozos over at Stark Tower, and then this little bastard in red tights shows up, and he thinks he can tear down everything I’ve built. We’re gonna put ’em outta business! We’re gonna take everything they got!
– Adrian Toomes

You need to understand, I will do anything to protect my family. I know you know what I’m talking about. So don’t mess with me. Don’t interfere in my business again. Because I will kill you and anyone you care about.
– Adrian Toomes

I got you!
– Spider-Man
This is your chance. Kiss her.
– Karen

I know you left detention today. I know you left the decathlon. I know you sneak out of this house every night and that is not okay. Peter, what is going on with you? You can tell me! Just you and me. I promise.
– May Parker

Rumor has it that you know who he is.
– Mac Gargan
If I knew who he was, he’d already be dead.
– Adrian Toomes

I’ve got to go.
– Peter Parker
Where are you going?
– Michelle
What are you hiding Peter?
– Michelle
I’m just kidding. I don’t care. Bye.
– Michelle

You need to stop carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders.
– May Parker

The rich, the powerful, like Stark, they don’t care about us! The world’s changed boys, time we change too!
– Adrian Toomes

It would be terrible to lose a student…
– Mr. Harrington
…on a school trip…
– Mr. Harrington
…again.
– Mr. Harrington

Don’t make me go down there, punk!
– Gary

You know, I wasn’t too sure about this at first, but… damn!
– Herman Schultz

How many times have I told you not to fire them out in the open?
– Adrian Toomes
You said to move the merchandise!
– Jackson Brice
Under the radar! Under the radar! If you bring Damage Control or the Avengers down here, we’re through! You’re out there, wearing that goofy thing like Mel Carbs, calling yourself the Shocker! “I’m the Shocker! I shock people!” What is this, Pro Wrestling?
– Adrian Toomes

You missed! You didn’t even hit me!
– Spider-Man
Yeah, but then again… I wasn’t even trying to.
– Adrian Toomes

Sorry I took your suit. I mean, you had it coming. Actually, it turns out it was the perfect sort of tough love moment that you needed, to urge you on, right? Don’t you think? Let’s just say it was. Look, you screwed the pooch hard. Big time. But then you did the right thing: you took the dog to the clinic, you raised the hybrid puppies… alright, not my best analogy. I just wanted to mention that I think with a little more mentoring, you could be a real asset to the team. There’s about 50 reporters behind that door, real ones, not bloggers, so when you’re ready…
-Tony Stark
Why don’t you try that on, and we’ll introduce the world to the newest official member of the Avengers: Spider-Man.
– Tony Stark