The Good the Bad and the Ugly (1966) quotes

Director
Sergio Leone.

Cast
Eli Wallach.
Clint Eastwood.
Lee Van Cleef.

A bounty hunting scam joins two men in an uneasy alliance against a third in a race to find a fortune in gold buried in a remote cemetery.

You see, in this world there’s two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.
– Blondie

If your friends stay out in the damp, they’re liable to catch a cold aren’t they… or a bullet.
– Blondie

I’ve never seen so many men wasted so badly.
– Blondie

I’m looking for the owner of that horse. He’s tall, blonde, he smokes a cigar, and he’s a pig!
– Tuco

The way I figure, there’s really not too much future with a sawed-off runt like you.
– Blondie

If you work for a living, why do you kill yourself working?
– Tuco

Two hundred thousand dollars is a lot of money. We’re gonna have to earn it.
– Blondie

Such ingratitude, after all the times I saved your life.
– Blondie

Don’t die, I’ll get you water. Stay there. Don’t move, I’ll get you water. Don’t die until later.
– Tuco

There are two kinds of spurs, my friend. Those that come in by the door; those that come in by the window.
– Tuco

Every gun makes its own tune.
– Blondie

One, two, three, four, five, six. Six. Perfect number.
– Blondie
Huh. Isn’t three the perfect number?
– Angel Eyes
Mm… yeah. But I’ve got six more bullets in my gun.
– Blondie

Hey, Blond! You know what you are? Just a dirty son-of-a-b-!
– Tuco

“See you soon, id… ” “idi… “
– Tuco
“Idiots”.
– Blondie
It’s for you.
– Blondie

It’s not a joke, it’s a rope, Tuco. Now I want you to get up there and put your head in that noose.
– Blondie

You never had a rope around your neck. Well, I’m going to tell you something. When that rope starts to pull tight, you can feel the Devil bite your ass.
– Tuco

Sorry, Shorty.
– Blondie