You Only Live Twice (1967) quotes

Director
Lewis Gilbert.

Cast
Sean Connery.
Akiko Wakabayashi.
Mie Hama.

Agent 007 and the Japanese secret service ninja force must find and stop the true culprit of a series of spacejackings before nuclear war is provoked.

James Bond. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Ernst Stavro Blofeld. They told me you were assassinated in Hong Kong.
– Blofeld
Yes, this is my second life.
– James Bond
You only live twice, Mr. Bond.
– Blofeld

You know what it is about you that fascinates them, don’t you? It’s the hair on your chest. Japanese men all have beautiful bare skin.
– Tiger Tanaka
Japanese proverb say, “Bird never make nest in bare tree.”
– James Bond

It can save your life, this cigarette.
– Tiger Tanaka
You sound like a commercial.
– James Bond

Bon appetit!
– James Bond

I shall look forward personally to exterminating you, Mr. Bond.
– Blofeld

Why don’t you just dye the parts that show?
– James Bond

Oh the things I do for England.
– James Bond

You wouldn’t touch that horrible woman, would you?
– Aki
Oh heaven forbid.
– James Bond

No one will disturb you tonight. I think I will enjoy very much serving under you.
– Aki

The world knows we are a peace-loving people.
– Russian Diplomat

Goodbye, Mr. Bond!
– Blofeld

The firing power inside my crater is enough to annihilate a small army. You can watch it all on TV. It’s the last program you’re likely to see.
– Blofeld
Well, if I’m gonna be forced to watch television, may I smoke?
– James Bond
Yes. Give him his cigarettes. It won’t be the nicotine that kills you, Mr. Bond.
– Blofeld

Well, I’ll just settle for this little old lady here.
– James Bond
Good choice, she’s very sexyful.
– Tiger Tanaka

Uggghhh… Siamese vodka?
– James Bond

As you can see, I am about to inaugurate a little war. In a matter of hours after America and Russia have annihilated each other. We shall see a new power dominating the world.
– Blofeld

Hello, Base One. There’s nothing here but volcanoes.
– James Bond

Welcome to Japan, Mr. Bond.
– Tiger Tanaka

Do you have any commandos here?
– James Bond
I have much, much better. Ninjas. Top-secret, Bond-san. This is my ninja training school.
– Tiger Tanaka

I must say I am disappointed with the ease with which I could pull you in. The one thing my honourable mother taught me long ago was never to get into a car with a strange girl. But you, I’m afraid, will get into anything. With any girl.
– Tiger Tanaka