Bill Burr quotes

Born
June 10, 1968, Canton, Massachusetts, U.S.

Occupation
Comedian, actor.

Bill Burr is an American comedian, actor and writer. He began his comedy career in the 1990s, performing stand-up comedy in clubs and venues throughout the United States. He gained recognition in the 2000s for his appearances on television comedy shows such as Chappelle’s Show and Late Night with Conan O’Brien.

Deny your emotions and act like you have answers.
– Bill Burr

I’m not going to lie. I am a psycho. Luckily, I get most of it out on stage.
– Bill Burr

The first night you walk down to a comedy club, at least for me, I had my voice, and then I went on stage and I lost it.
– Bill Burr

When I’m up there, I’m just thinking that I’ve got to make them laugh or they won’t show up next time.
– Bill Burr

Surround yourself with positive people. Also, be a positive person. Root for people. Somebody else’s success is not your failure.
– Bill Burr

Being a comedian is an incredible thing, but it can be scary sometimes.
– Bill Burr

Everyone should just drive out to the Mojave Desert and just experience it, and it’s a fun place to live.
– Bill Burr

A plumber doesn’t change the way he plumbs when he has a kid. You’re a comedian. This is your style.
– Bill Burr

Podcasting is great. Total freedom.
– Bill Burr

When I was coming up the DC Improv was considered the best Improv out there. It’s always been high quality stuff coming out of there.
– Bill Burr

Let’s go to Brunch. What a great idea! Why would you want to sleep in on a Sunday when you can go pay $18 for eggs? Now, you’re thinking.
– Bill Burr

As far as my mindset changing, I see myself having more empathy in my older age.
– Bill Burr

If you’re away from your house for a month, by the time you come back there’s someone else living in it.
– Bill Burr