Bill Maher quotes

Born
January 20, 1956, New York City.

Occupation
Comedian.

Bill Maher is an American comedian, political commentator, and television host. He began his career as a stand-up comedian in the 1970s. He later transitioned to television, hosting the late-night talk show Politically Incorrect on Comedy Central and later on ABC. Maher is known for his political satire and his strong liberal views.

Fame has sent a number of celebrities off the deep end, and in the case of Michael Jackson, to the kiddy pool.
– Bill Maher

Like it or not, we’re still a primitive tribe ruled by fears, superstition and misinformation.
– Bill Maher

Religion is dangerous because it allows human beings who don’t have all the answers to think that they do.
– Bill Maher

I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.
– Bill Maher

Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
– Bill Maher

Suicide is man’s way of telling God, ‘You can’t fire me – I quit.’
– Bill Maher

The country has become much more conservative, partly because it’s been taken over by the religious right.
– Bill Maher

Jim Bakker spells his name with two k’s because three would be too obvious.
– Bill Maher

The country has become much more conservative, partly because it’s been taken over by the religious right.
– Bill Maher

Men are only as loyal as their options.
– Bill Maher

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he’s the only one in the world who treats me like I’m the Beatles.
– Bill Maher

It’s all been satirized for your protection.
– Bill Maher

What I believe in is love your neighbor as yourself and don’t call him stupid because they don’t agree with you politically.
– Bill Maher

Things aren’t right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?
– Bill Maher

If you think you have it tough, read history books.
– Bill Maher

What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers, Republican congressmen do to the country.
– Bill Maher

Curious people are interesting people; I wonder why that is.
– Bill Maher

Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don’t need.
– Bill Maher

The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs.
– Bill Maher

I think what’s dangerous is the idea that someone can wash away your sins.
– Bill Maher