Bob Hope quotes

Born
May 29, 1903 Well Hall, Eltham, County of London, England.

Died
July 27, 2003.

Occupation
Comedian, actor.

Bob Hope was an American comedian and actor. He began his entertainment career in the 1920s as a vaudeville performer, and later transitioned to radio, film, and television. Hope was known for his comedic timing, his ability to improvise, and his ability to connect with audiences. He appeared in over 70 films.

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
– Bob Hope

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
– Bob Hope

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
– Bob Hope

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
– Bob Hope

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They’re the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.
– Bob Hope

I have too much money invested in sweaters.
– Bob Hope

She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
– Bob Hope

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
– Bob Hope

You’ve got to be rich to have a swing like that.
– Bob Hope

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
– Bob Hope

I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
– Bob Hope

If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
– Bob Hope

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
– Bob Hope

Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
– Bob Hope

If you haven’t got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
– Bob Hope

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I’ll do it.
– Bob Hope

I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
– Bob Hope

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
– Bob Hope

I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
– Bob Hope

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
– Bob Hope

You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
– Bob Hope

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
– Bob Hope

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.
– Bob Hope

They’ll always be an England, even if it’s in Hollywood.
– Bob Hope

I don’t feel old. I don’t feel anything till noon. That’s when it’s time for my nap.
– Bob Hope