Dean Martin quotes

Born
June 7, 1917, Steubenville, Ohio, U.S.

Died
December 25, 1995.

Occupation
Actor, singer.

Dean Martin was an American singer and actor.

I drink because my body craves, needs alcohol. I don’t drink, my body’s a drunk.
– Dean Martin

If this is just the beginning, my life’s gonna be beautiful.
– Dean Martin

Motivation is a lotta crap.
– Dean Martin

You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
– Dean Martin

As a young boy, Bob didn’t have much to say. He couldn’t afford writers then.
– Dean Martin

I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.
– Dean Martin

In high school, Frank never participated in extra-curricular activities, like nature study, paintings or ceramics. Frank’s hobby was a most interesting one: he was an amateur gynecologist.
– Dean Martin

I don’t mind being a legend.
– Dean Martin

Bette made Warner Bros. what it is today, broke.
– Dean Martin

If people want to think I get drunk and stay out all night, let ’em. That’s how I got here, you know.
– Dean Martin

Shirley, I love her, but her oars aren’t touching the water these days.
– Dean Martin

I’ve got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are ‘hello,’ ‘goodbye,’ and ‘I’m pregnant.
– Dean Martin

Johnny Carson is a comedian who is seen every night in millions of bedrooms all over America…and that’s why his last wife left him.
– Dean Martin

If you drink don’t drive. Don’t even putt.
– Dean Martin

When your opponent’s sittin’ there holdin’ all the aces, there’s only one thing to do: kick over the table.
– Dean Martin