Oliver Reed quotes

Born
13 February 1938 Wimbledon, London, UK.

Died
2 May 1999.

Occupation
Actor.

Oliver Reed was an English actor.

I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth.
– Oliver Reed

If the money’s right, I’ll do a film.
– Oliver Reed

I have made many serious statements – I just can’t remember any of them. I guess they mustn’t have been very important.
– Oliver Reed

I’m not as thrilled with myself as I used to be.
– Oliver Reed

I like the effect drink has on me.
– Oliver Reed

What’s the point of staying sober?
– Oliver Reed

I do think a carpenter needs a good hammer to bang in the nail.
– Oliver Reed

I might get drunk one day and fall in love or fall over a hooker outside, and I would have consummated a relationship that I couldn’t necessarily believe in.
– Oliver Reed

I wouldn’t like to see a chick of mine taking her clothes off and kissing a fellow on screen. And my girls must get very hurt when they see me doing it.
– Oliver Reed

When I come home and I’m tired from filming all day, I expect her to be there and make sure everything is cool for me. You know, like drawing my bath and helping me into bed.
– Oliver Reed

Even though people say Richard Harris and I have been having a great feud, it’s not true.
– Oliver Reed

Awe and respect are two different things.
– Oliver Reed

I’m not a villain, I’ve never hurt anyone. I’m just a tawdry character who explodes now and again.
– Oliver Reed

I’m only drinking white wine because I’m on a diet and I don’t eat.
– Oliver Reed

I believe my woman shouldn’t work outside the home.
– Oliver Reed

But the trouble is that when you drink it, you invariably meet other people drinking it.
– Oliver Reed

I like to give my inhibitions a bath now and then.
– Oliver Reed

I also use women as a sex object; maybe I’m kinky. However, I like to talk to them as well.
– Oliver Reed

You get so weak from eating pears that you fall down, and then they come and take you away on a stretcher.
– Oliver Reed

Raquel Welch is someone I can also live without. We’ve got some love scenes together and I am dreading them!
– Oliver Reed

I’m really a pacifist.
– Oliver Reed

I don’t like doing most things unless I can do them quite well.
– Oliver Reed

I do not live in the world of sobriety.
– Oliver Reed