Alice in Wonderland (2010) quotes

Director
Tim Burton.

Cast
Mia Wasikowska.
Johnny Depp.
Helena Bonham Carter.

Nineteen-year-old Alice returns to the magical world from her childhood adventure, where she reunites with her old friends and learns of her true destiny: to end the Red Queen’s reign of terror.

I try to believe in as many as six impossible things before breakfast. Count them, Alice. One, there are drinks that make you shrink. Two, there are foods that make you grow. Three, animals can talk. Four, cats can disappear. Five, there is a place called Underland. Six, I can slay the Jabberwocky.
– Alice Kingsley

Alice, you cannot live your life to please others. The choice must be yours, because when you step out to face that creature, you will step out alone.
– White Queen

Sometimes I believe in as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
– Alice Kingsley
That is an excellent practice.
– The Mad Hatter

Your carriage, my lady.
– The Mad Hatter
A hat?
– Alice Kingsley
Of course. Anyone can go by horse or rail, but the absolute best way to travel is by hat. Have I made a rhyme?
– The Mad Hatter

Charles, you have lost your senses? This picture is impossible.
– Lord Ascot
Precisely. Gentlemen, the only way to achieve the impossible, is to believe it’s possible.
– Charles Kingsleigh

Have you any idea why a raven is like a writing desk?
– The Mad Hatter

When that day comes I shall futterwacken… vigorously.
– The Mad Hatter

You used to be much more…”muchier.” You’ve lost your muchness.
– The Mad Hatter

This is impossible.
– Alice Kingsley
Only if you believe it is.
– The Mad Hatter

Who are you?
– Blue Caterpillar
Absolem?
– Alice Kingsley
You’re not Absolem. I’m Absolem. Stupid girl.
– Blue Caterpillar

So my old foe, we meet on the battlefield once again.
– Jabberwocky
We’ve never met.
– Alice Kingsley
Not you, insignificant bearer. My ancient enemy, the Vorpal one.
– Jabberwocky
Alright, that’s enough chatter.
– Alice Kingsley

Who’s to say what is “proper”? What if it was agreed that “proper” was wearing a codfish on your head? Would you wear it?
– Alice Kingsley

Down with the bloody Red Queen!
– The Mad Hatter

All this talk of blood and slaying has put me off my tea.
– Cheshire Cat

You’re all late for tea!
– The March Hare

Do you think I’ve gone ’round the bend?
– Alice Kingsley
I’m afraid so… you’re mad. Bonkers. Off your head… but I’ll tell you a secret… all of the best people are.
– Charles Kingsleigh

You’re almost Alice.
– Blue Caterpillar

You could stay.
– The Mad Hatter
What an idea. What a mad, crazy, wonderful idea.
– Alice Kingsley
… But I can’t.
– Alice Kingsley

From the moment I fell down that rabbit hole I’ve been told where I must go and who I must be. I’ve been shrunk, stretched, scratched, and stuffed into a teapot. I’ve been accused of being Alice and of not being Alice but this is *my* dream. *I’ll* decide where it goes from here.
– Alice Kingsley

She’s slain my Jabber-baby-wocky?
– The Red Queen