Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues (2013) quotes

Cast
Will Ferrell.
Christina Applegate.
Paul Rudd.

With the 1970s behind him, San Diego’s top-rated newsman, Ron Burgundy, returns to take New York City’s first twenty-four-hour news channel by storm.

If you’ve got an ass like the North Star, wise men are gonna want to follow it.
– Ron Burgundy

I’m not trying to be funny, but are you sure he’s not a midget with a learning disability?
– Ron Burgundy

The Tooth Fairy’s exposed breast made the child uncomfortable.
– Ron Burgundy

I can always guess how many jelly beans are in a jelly bean jar, even if I’m wrong.
– Brick Tamland

Do you know what a psychiatrist is, Ron?
– Gary
Fuck you…
– Ron Burgundy

Andre the Giant gave a surprisingly nimble foot rub.
– Ron Burgundy

With the things I’ve done in my life, oh I know I’m going to burn in hell. So I sure as shit ain’t afraid to burn here on earth.
– Wes Mantooth
Oh my goodness! That’s the most badass thing I’ve ever heard!
– Ron Burgundy

I’m so lonely, I paid a hobo to spoon with me.
– Soul Brother

Suicide makes you hungry. I don’t care what anyone says.
– Ron Burgundy

Who the hell is Julius Caesar? You know I don’t follow the NBA!
– Ron Burgundy

You’re on the 2 AM to 5 AM slot.
– Freddie Shapp
What? That’s the graveyard shift!
– Ron Burgundy
I ain’t afraid of no ghost!
– Brick Tamland

What are you, Finnish?
– Mack Tannen
Oddly enough I’m full blown 100% Mexican. Straight out of the state of Oaxaca.
– Ron Burgundy
No, you’re not, Ron!
– Veronica Corningstone

No offense, but you are a stupid asshole.
– Ron Burgundy

By the hymen of Olivia Newton-John!
– Ron Burgundy

I believe in two things: Chicken, and that the census is a way for the UN to make your children gay.
– Champ Kind

I have a black man that follows me everywhere when it’s sunny.
– Brick Tamland
Actually, I think that’s your shadow Brick.
– Ron Burgundy
I call him Leon, he’s about half as tall as I am, depending on what time of day it is. He likes to play the timpani, and he is a water color.
– Brick Tamland
What happens to him when it gets cloudy outside?
– Ron Burgundy
He goes home.
– Brick Tamland

Which one of you pipe hittin bitches can pass the salt?
– Ron Burgundy

There’s not gonna be any fight without Scott Riles and the incredibly polite Canadian news team.
– CBC News Anchor
What about the French-speaking Quebec News? The real voice of Canada!
– Canadian Anchor
Give it a rest, eh?
– CBC News Anchor
Give me a break! They can’t have news. Nothing happens in Canada!
– Champ Kind
That’s not true! Sometimes people’s feelings get hurt.
– Canadian Anchor
And sometimes the lake freezes.
– CBC News Anchor
I like your ginger ale!
– Brick Tamland

It’s actually pronounced Sahn Dee-aaahh-go.
– Ron Burgundy

Goodbye Doby. I hope you eat lots of fish and people.
– Walter Burgundy

You made one mistake today. You messed with somebody from San Diego.
– Wes Mantooth

It doesn’t matter whose fault the break-up was, I was stubborn, you were like a mentally ill whore from the 1800’s.
– Ron Burgundy

I’m blind!
– Ron Burgundy

We use mainly bats.
– Champ Kind

Let’s not down play the fact that that is Stonewall Jackson ghost right there.
– Ron Burgundy

The beauty of this soda machine pales in comparison to your beauty.
– Brick Tamland

I would eat dolphins if it was legal.
– Ron Burgundy