Animal House (1978) quotes

Director
John Landis.

Cast
John Belushi.
Karen Allen.
Tom Hulce.

At a 1962 college, Dean Vernon Wormer is determined to expel the entire Delta Tau Chi Fraternity, but those troublemakers have other plans for him.

TOGA! TOGA!
– Bluto

But Delta’s already on probation.
– Greg Marmalard
They are? Well, as of this moment, they’re on DOUBLE SECRET PROBATION!
– Dean Vernon Wormer

Do you mind if we dance with your dates?
– Gigantic Dude

Thank you, sir! May I have another?
– Chip

Christ. Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the fucking Peace Corps.
– Bluto

You guys up for a toga party?
– Eric ‘Otter’ Stratton
Toga! Toga!
– John ‘Bluto’ Blutarsky
Ah, I think they like the idea, Hoov.
– Eric ‘Otter’ Stratton

Let me give you a hint. She’s got a couple of major-league yabbos.
– Otter
Beverly!
– Boon
No. But you’re getting warmer. Here’s another: “Oh God, Oh God, OH GOD!”
– Otter
Marlene! Don’t tell me you’re gonna pork Marlene Desmond!
– Boon
Pork?
– Otter
You’re gonna hump her brains out, aren’t you?
– Boon
Boon, I anticipate a deeply religious experience.
– Otter

Ramming speed!
– D-Day

You’re all worthless and weak! Now drop and give me twenty!
– Neidermeyer

They took the bar! The whole fucking bar!
– Bluto

Will you tell those assholes to shut up?
– Hoover
Hey! Shut up you assholes!
– Boon

If you want this year’s homecoming parade in my town, you have to pay for it.
– Mayor Carmine De Pasto
Carmine, I don’t think it’s right that you should extort money from the college.
– Dean Vernon Wormer
Look, these parades you throw are very expensive. You using my police, my sanitation people, and my Oldsmobiles free of charge. So, if you mention extortion again, I’ll have your legs broken.
– Mayor Carmine De Pasto

Food fight!
– Bluto

Sophomore dies in kiln explosion? Oh My God! I just talked to her last week… She was going to make a pot for me.
– Eric ‘Otter’ Stratton

We have an old saying in Delta House: don’t get mad, get even.
– D-Day

I gotta work on my game.
– Boon
No, no, no, don’t think of it as work. The whole point is just to enjoy yourself.
– Otter

Grab a brew. Don’t cost nothin’.
– Bluto

They confiscated everything, even the stuff we didn’t steal!
– Hoover