Bad Boys II (2003) quotes

Director
Michael Bay.

Cast
Will Smith.
Martin Lawrence.
Gabrielle Union.

Two loose-cannon narcotics cops investigate the flow of Ecstasy into Florida from a Cuban drug cartel.

We ride together, we die together. Bad boys for life.
– Mike Lowery

What are you on? Look at your pupils.
– Mike Lowery
Look at my pupils? How the hell am I gonna look at my pupils?
– Marcus Burnett

Have my daughter back by 10:01. If she’s not back by 10:01 I’m in the car, locked, loaded and hunting your motherfucking ass down.
– Marcus Burnett
And I’ma be with him.
– Mike Lowery
You know what it gonna be if I’m there, gonna be Chitty Chitty Bang Bang nigga.
– Mike Lowery

That was reckless, that was stupid, and that was dangerous.
– Marcus Burnett
I’m telling Mommy.
– Marcus Burnett

You a virgin?
– Marcus Burnett
Yes, sir.
– Reggie
Good. Keep it that way. Ain’t gonna be no fucking tonight.
– Marcus Burnett
You ever made love to a man?
– Mike Lowery
No.
– Reggie
You want to?
– Mike Lowery

Woosah…
– Marcus Burnett

Shit just got real.
– Marcus Burnett

I’ve got a Police Commissioner so far up my ass, if he spits it’s coming out of my mouth.
– Capt. Howard

I’ve got my rights.
– Floyd Poteet

We’ve got our rights.
– Floyd Poteet
Why don’t you exercise your right to shut the fuck up?
– Mike Lowery

This is a nice fish. Big fuckin’ eyes, but a nice fuckin’ fish.
– Marcus Burnett

My ass stills hurts from what you did to it the other night.
– Marcus Burnett
Hey, it got rough. We got caught up in the moment, shit got crazy. You know how I get.
– Mike Lowery
When you popped me from behind I think you damaged some nerves.
– Marcus Burnett

Oh, shit. These ain’t normal rats.
– Marcus Burnett
What my partner means is that these are a special breed called, umm…
– Mike Lowery
Big motherfuckers.
– Marcus Burnett

Now *that’s* how you supposed to shoot! From now on, that’s how you shoot! Oh man, I want my next partner to shoot like that. WOOOOO… it takes a dysfunctional motherfucker to bust somebody in the head like that. That’s some dysfunctional shit! My next partner’s gonna invite me to his barbeques and shit, though.
– Mike Lowery

I think we just broke the record for the number of gun fights in one week.
– Marcus Burnett

You got porno and homo shows up in here in front of my babies? What kind of freak-ass store is this?
– Heavy Black Woman
Hmm, and you two muthafuckas need Jesus.
– Heavy Black Woman

It ain’t exactly a pool, man. It’s like a big-ass puddle wrapped in blue plastic.
– Mike Lowery

You know, Dan Marino should definitely buy this car. Well, not this one, ’cause I’m gonna fuck this one up. But he should definitely get one like it.
– Mike Lowery

CHRIST! Fuck!
– Capt. Howard
Captain! Remember your pressure points…
– Marcus Burnett

A bullet in the head will really mess up your extensions!
– Mike Lowery