Borat (2006) quotes

Director
Larry Charles.

Cast
Sacha Baron Cohen.
Ken Davitian.

Kazakh TV talking head Borat is dispatched to the United States to report on the greatest country in the world. With a documentary crew in tow, Borat becomes more interested in locating and marrying Pamela Anderson.

What’s up with it, Vanilla face? Me and my homie Azamat just parked our slab outside. We’re looking for somewhere to post up our Black asses for the night. So, uh, bang bang, skeet skeet, nigga. Just a couple of pimps, no hos.
– Borat

[holding gun at gun shop] I feel like American movie star Dirty Harold…
– Borat
[pointing and aiming gun] Go ahead, make my day, Jew…
– Borat

I could not concentrate on what this old man was saying.
– Borat

You telling me the man who try to put a rubber fist in my anus was a homosexual?
– Borat

When you chase a dream, especially one with plastic chests, you sometimes do not see what is right in front of you.
– Borat

This is Urkin, the town rapist. Naughty, naughty!
– Borat

He is my neighbor Nursultan Tuliagby. He is pain in my assholes. I get a window from a glass, he must get a window from a glass. I get a step, he must get a step. I get a clock radio, he cannot afford. Great success!
– Borat

My wife is dead?
– Borat
[long pause]
High five!
– Borat

This is my country of Kazakhstan. It locate between Tajikistan, and Kyrgyzstan, and assholes Uzbekistan.
– Borat

Pamela, I am no longer attracted to you anymore… NOT!
– Borat

There lives Nursultan Tulyakbay. He’s still asshole. I get iPod, he only get iPod Mini. Everybody know it for girls!
– Borat