Bridget Jones The Edge of Reason (2004) quotes
Director
Beeban Kidron.
Cast
Renée Zellweger.
Colin Firth.
Hugh Grant.
After finding love, Bridget Jones questions if she really has everything she’s dreamed of having.
I truly believe that happiness is possible… even when you’re thirty-three and have a bottom the size of two bowling balls.
– Bridget Jones
Ciggy?
– Dad
No. No thanks. I’ve given up again.
– Bridget Jones
Shame. I find them very useful. I take great comfort in the fact that they might kill me before things actually get worse.
– Dad
Would you step outside please?
– Mark Darcy
I’m afraid it’s not possible.
– Daniel Cleaver
Look are you gonna step outside or do I have to drag you?
– Mark Darcy
I think you’re gonna have to drag me.
– Daniel Cleaver
Well, you know what a fan I am of any woman married to Mark Darcy.
– Daniel Cleaver
Well, uh… I just wanted to tell Mr. Darcy that I heard what magnificent work he actually did, releasing me from prison. Tiny… tiny misunderstanding to do with an enormous stash of cocaine. And I also wanted to say, since having found out that his girlfriend is actually a lesbian, that I love him. Always have. Always will. And that I’m, you know, available for dates if he should feel so inclined.
– Bridget Jones
What about a wig? They’re lawyers aren’t they? Lawyers love wigs.
– Shazzer
Doesn’t everyone deserve a second chance? Hmm?
– Daniel Cleaver
Except Hitler.
– Bridget Jones
Am late, with mad hair, and can barely breathe in scary knickers.
– Bridget Jones
Friends – they spend years trying to find you a boyfriend, but the moment you get one, they instantly tell you to dump him!
– Bridget Jones
Bridget Jones!
– Rebecca
No, I’m Bridget Jones!
– Bridget Jones
New York. the Big, Juicy Apple. The city that never sleeps with the same person two nights running. My favorite place in America, where Sex And The City isn’t just a programme, it’s a promise.
– Daniel Cleaver
He must still love me!
– Bridget Jones
I will not fuck it up again, Mum.
– Bridget Jones
Bridget! Language!
– Mum
Sorry. I will not fuck it up again… mother.
– Bridget Jones
Bridget, will you stop? Stop staring at me while I’m asleep. Now, find something to do.
– Mark Darcy
Sorry.
– Bridget Jones
I spent the night with a gorgeous Thai girl who turned out to be a gorgeous Thai boy!
– Daniel Cleaver
What is this special power you hold over me, Jones?
– Daniel Cleaver
You know, I never really understood why you wanted to date me. It seems so unlikely.
– Bridget Jones
Come on, Jones, for God’s sake. You’re sexy. You make me laugh – at you of course, not with you. And you were, incidentally, the best shag I ever had.
– Daniel Cleaver
She’s got legs up to here! My legs only come up to here!
– Bridget Jones