Bridget Jones's Baby (2016) quotes

Director
Sharon Maguire.

Cast
Renée Zellweger.
Gemma Jones.
Jim Broadbent.

Bridget’s focus on single life and her career is interrupted when she finds herself pregnant, but with one hitch … she can only be fifty percent sure of the identity of her baby’s father.

Well, I can always find time to save the world. And Bridget, you’re my world.
– Mark

You can do this. You can. We can do it together. Just think what life’s thrown at you already. You’ve turned disasters into triumphs with your sheer, joyful, indefatigable, infectuous lust for life. You’ve managed this entire pregnancy almost entirely on your own, despite a lunatic mother, repressed men, and boyfriends who don’t deserve you.
– Mark

Did you have a 3 ways?
– Mum

I don’t know how to, uh, explain. Um… I’m pregnant.
– Bridget
Wow. Okay. That’s so much better than you being mentally unbalanced.
– Jack

Mum’s throwing a Christmas party slash political rally. It’s like the G8 summit with Scotch eggs.
– Dad

I would not have let you do that on a second date.
– Bridget
Why not? You let me on the first.
– Jack

What if it’s not yours?
– Bridget
Then I’ll love him anyway. Just as I love you. Just the way you were, the way you are, the way you always will be.
– Mark

She’s gone back to The Hague, where she’s now living and I’m not.
– Mark
Oh, I’m so sorry, Mark.
– Bridget
Right at this precise moment, I’m not sorry at all.
– Mark

I’m not sure how much there is to gain from you two being at the coalface if I’m honest. My ex-husband said it was like watching his favorite pub burn down.
– Dr. Rawlings

You don’t really need them, you know. All they’re good for is fitting car seats and blaming things on. They really just get in the way after that. You’re absolutely capable of doing this on your own.
– Dr. Rawlings

And then I would have bought Swedish furniture for us to make. If we can get through this, we can get through anything.
– Jack

Twice in the space of a week, I turn up at church as rent-a-spinster.
– Bridget

It’s like the final of the X Factor or something. Dial zero one if you want it to be Mark and zero two if you want it to be Jack!
– Dr. Rawlings

Oh, good! I was wondering how many fathers we get. Full house! Bingo!
– Dr. Rawlings