Captain America Civil War (2016) quotes
Directors
Anthony Russo, Joe Russo.
Political involvement in the Avengers’ activities causes a rift between Captain America and Iron Man.
Okay, anybody on our side hiding any shocking and fantastic abilities they’d like to disclose? I’m open to suggestions.
– Iron Man
He’s my friend.
– Captain America
So was I.
– Iron Man
I don’t know if you’ve been in a fight before, but there’s usually not this much talking.
– Falcon
All right, sorry. My bad.
– Spider-Man
Hank Pym did say to never trust a Stark!
– Scott Lang
Who are you?
– Tony Stark
Come on, man.
– Scott Lang
That thing doesn’t obey the laws of physics at all!
– Spider-Man
Got a passport?
– Tony Stark
Um, no. I don’t… I don’t even have a driver’s license.
– Peter Parker
You ever been to Germany?
– Tony Stark
No.
– Peter Parker
Oh, you’ll love it.
– Tony Stark
I can’t go to Germany!
– Peter Parker
Why?
– Tony Stark
I got… homework.
– Peter Parker
Alright, I’m gonna pretend you didn’t say that.
– Tony Stark
Are we still friends?
– Black Widow
That depends on how hard you hit me.
– Hawkeye
Oh, you’re going to have to take this to the shop.
– Ant-Man
Who’s speaking?
– Iron Man
It’s your conscience. We don’t talk a lot these days.
– Ant-Man
Margaret Carter was known to most as the founder of S.H.I.E.L.D. But I just know her as Aunt Peggy. She had a photograph in her office: Aunt Peggy standing next to JFK. As a kid that was pretty cool. But it was a lot to live up to, which is why I never told anyone we were related. I asked her once how she managed to master diplomacy and espionage at a time when no one wanted to see a woman succeed at either. And she said, “Compromise where you can. Where you can’t, don’t. Even if everyone is telling you that something wrong is something right. Even if the whole world is telling you to move, it is your duty to plant yourself like a tree, look them in the eye, and say, ‘No, *you* move’.”
– Sharon Carter
I don’t think we’ve been introduced. I’m Clint.
– Hawkeye
I don’t care.
– Black Panther
You have a metal arm? That is AWESOME, dude!
– Spider-Man
Hey guys, you ever see that really old movie, Empire Strikes Back?
– Spider-Man
Jesus, Tony, how old is this guy?
– War Machine
I don’t know, I didn’t carbon date him. He’s on the young side.
– Iron Man
You got heart, kid. Where are you from?
– Captain America
Queens!
– Spider-Man
Brooklyn!
– Captain America
You couldn’t have done that earlier?
– Winter Soldier
I hate you.
– Falcon
Are you ‘Tony Stank’?
– FedEx Driver
HOLY SHIT!
– Spider-Man
The receipt for your gear.
– Sharon Carter
Bird costume? Come on.
– Sam Wilson
I didn’t write it.
– Sharon Carter
I retire for what, like, five minutes, and it all goes to shit.
– Hawkeye
Do you even remember them?
– Iron Man
I remember all of them.
– Winter Soldier
Can you move your seat up?
– Bucky Barnes
No.
– Sam Wilson
That shield doesn’t belong to you. You don’t deserve it! My father made that shield!
– Tony Stark
So, you’re the Spiderling. Crime-fighting Spider. You’re Spider-Boy?
– Tony Stark
S-Spider-Man.
– Peter Parker
Not in that onesie, you’re not.
– Tony Stark
It’s not a onesie.
– Peter Parker
Clearly retirement doesn’t suit you. Get tired of playing golf?
– Iron Man
Well, I played 18, I shot 18. Just can’t seem to miss.
– Hawkeye
First time for everything.
– Iron Man
Made you look.
– Hawkeye
I didn’t kill your father.
– Winter Soldier
Then why did you run?
– Black Panther
They’re not stopping!
– Spider-Man
He said ‘Bucky’ and suddenly I was that 16-year-old boy from Brooklyn again.
– Steve Rogers
So you like cats?
– Sam Wilson
Sam…
– Steve Rogers
What? Dude shows up dressed like a cat and you don’t wanna know more?
– Sam Wilson
Your suit. It’s vibranium?
– Steve Rogers
The Black Panther has been the protector of Wakanda for generations. A mantle passed from warrior to warrior. And now because your friend murdered my father, I also wear the mantle of king. So I ask you, as both warrior and king, how long do you think you can keep your friend safe from me?
– T’Challa
Manchurian Candidate, you’re killing me. We’re on a truce. Put the gun down.
– Tony Stark
You have the right to remain silent!
– Spider-Man
I got something kinda big, but I can’t hold it very long. On my signal, run like hell, and if I tear myself in half, don’t come back for me.
– Ant-Man
He’s gonna tear himself in half?
– Winter Soldier
Tony, you are being uncharacteristically non-hyperverbal.
– Natasha Romanoff
Multiple contusions detected.
– Friday
Yeah, I detected that too…
– Iron Man
Shit! I thought it was a water truck. My bad!
– Ant-Man
This job… we try to save as many people as we can. Sometimes that doesn’t mean everybody. But if we can’t find a way to live with that, next time… maybe nobody gets saved.
– Steve Rogers