Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs (2009) quotes

Directors
Phil Lord, Christopher Miller.

Cast
Anna Faris.
Bill Hader.
Bruce Campbell.

A local scientist is often regarded as a failure until he invents a machine that can make food fall from the sky.

Come on, Steve. We’ve got a diem to carpe!
– Flint Lockwood

Hello Sam Sparks, I’m America!
– Sam Sparks

You know what you are, Flint Lockwood? A shenaniganizer! A tomfool!
– Earl Devereaux

You are going to need a co-pilot.
– Manny
You are a pilot, too?
– Sam Sparks
Yes. I am also a particle physicist.
– Manny
Really?
– Sam Sparks
No, that was a joke. I am also a comedian.
– Manny

That’s peanut brittle. If either of us touches it, we’ll go into anaphylactic shock.
– Sam Sparks
Actually, I’m not allergic to peanuts. I might have said that to get you to like me.
– Flint Lockwood
And you thought having a food allergy would make you more attractive?
– Sam Sparks
Eh…
– Flint Lockwood

I’m as mad at Flint as you are. In fact, the minute he steps out of that car, I’m gonna slap him in the face! I know he made the food, but that food was made to order, and now it’s time for all of us to pay the bill.
– Earl Devereaux

This tastes significantly better than sardines.
– Joe Towne

Not every sardine was meant to swim, son.
– Tim Lockwood
I don’t understand fishing metaphors!
– Young Flint

Holy crap balls.
– Flint Lockwood

A pizza stuffed inside a turkey, the whole thing deep-fried and dipped in chocolate.
– Mayor Shelbourne

We need a doctor! Is anyone here a doctor? Anyone?
– Sam Sparks
I am a doctor.
– Manny
You are?
– Sam Sparks
I was, back in Guatemala. I came here for a better life. Pretty great decision, eh?
– Manny

You may have seen a meteor shower, but I bet you’ve never seen a shower “meatier” than this.
– Sam Sparks

Hey, Flint. It’s been nice to beet you!
– Mayor Shelbourne
That’s a radish!
– Flint Lockwood

My chest hairs are tingling! Something’s wrong.
– Earl Devereaux