Crazy Rich Asians (2018) quotes

Jon M. Chu.

Constance Wu.
Henry Golding.
Michelle Yeoh. 

This contemporary romantic comedy, based on a global bestseller, follows native New Yorker Rachel Chu to Singapore to meet her boyfriend’s family.

It was never my job to make you feel like a man. I can’t make you something you’re not.
– Astrid Young Teo

I’m so Chinese. I’m an econ professor that’s lactose intolerant.
– Rachel Chu

It’s about time somebody stood up to Auntie Eleanor. But you, not me, oh god. She can’t ever know I was here.
– Oliver T’sien

You can explore hell, you dog turd.
– Felicity Young

Let me get this straight. You both went to the same school. Yet someone came back with a degree that’s useful, and the other one came back as Asian Ellen.
– Wye Mun Goh

Chinese sons think their moms fart Chanel No. 5.
– Peik Lin Goh

Look! They are in full bloom!
– Alix Young

Is this a church? Or a paddy field?
– Eleanor Young

I think we should return to the word of God.
– Eleanor Young

I can’t believe this airport has a butterfly garden and a movie theatre. JFK is just salmonella and despair.
– Rachel Chu

They’re so posh and snobby, it’s snoshy!
– Peik Lin Goh

God forbid we lose the ancient Chinese tradition of guilting your children.
– Astrid Young Teo