Crocodile Dundee (1986) quotes

Director
Peter Faiman.

Cast
Paul Hogan.
Linda Kozlowski.
John Meillon.

An American reporter goes to the Australian outback to meet an eccentric crocodile poacher and invites him to New York City.

You got a light, buddy?
– Teenage Mugger
Yeah, sure kid.
– Michael J. “Crocodile” Dundee
And your wallet!
– Teenage Mugger
Mick, give him your wallet.
– Sue Charlton
What for?
– Michael J. “Crocodile” Dundee
He’s got a knife.
– Sue Charlton
That’s not a knife.
– Michael J. “Crocodile” Dundee
THAT’s a knife.
– Michael J. “Crocodile” Dundee
Shit!
– Teenage Mugger
Just kids having fun. You all right?
– Michael J. “Crocodile” Dundee
I’m always all right when I’m with you, Dundee.
– Sue Charlton

New York City, Mr. Dundee. Home to seven million people.
– Richard Mason
That’s incredible. Imagine seven million people all wanting to live together. Yeah, New York must be the friendliest place on earth.
– Michael J. “Crocodile” Dundee

Well, you see, Aborigines don’t own the land.They belong to it. It’s like their mother. See those rocks? Been standing there for 600 million years. Still be there when you and I are gone. So arguing over who owns them is like two fleas arguing over who owns the dog they live on.
– Michael J. “Crocodile” Dundee

Is it dead?
– Sue Charlton
Well, if it isn’t, I’m gonna have a hell of a job skinning the bastard.
– Michael J. “Crocodile” Dundee

That croc was going to eat me alive.
– Sue Charlton
Well, I wouldn’t hold that against him. Same thought crossed my mind once or twice.
– Michael J. “Crocodile” Dundee
Good night, Mick.
– Sue Charlton

Take care now.
– Richard Mason
Don’t worry. I’m a New Yorker!
– Sue Charlton

I was sorta married once – – nice girl, good cook, biiig chest. Then I went walkabout, and when I came back, she’d gone.
– Michael J. “Crocodile” Dundee
How long were you gone?
– Sue Charlton
Couple of months.
– Michael J. “Crocodile” Dundee
Try eighteen.
– Walter Reilly
And she didn’t wait? Humph – strange girl!
– Sue Charlton
Yeah!
– Michael J. “Crocodile” Dundee

I don’t mean to put down your black widow spider, but the funnelweb spider can kill a man in eight seconds, just by lookin’ at him.
– Michael J. “Crocodile” Dundee

Oh no, you can’t take my photograph.
– Neville Bell
Oh, I’m sorry, you believe it will take your spirit away.
– Sue Charlton
No, you got lens-cap on it.
– Neville Bell

Flat out like a lizard drinkin’.
– Michael J. “Crocodile” Dundee