Dallas Buyers Club (2013) quotes

Director
Jean-Marc Vallée.

Cast
Matthew McConaughey.
Jennifer Garner.
Jared Leto. 

In 1985 Dallas, electrician and hustler Ron Woodroof works around the system to help AIDS patients get the medication they need after he is diagnosed with the disease.

Let me give y’all a little news flash. There ain’t nothin’ out there can kill fuckin’ Ron Woodroof in 30 days.
– Ron Woodroof

This guy says that the Florida Buyers Club is cheaper.
– Rayon
Well then, tell him to go back to the FUCKIN’ SUNSHINE STATE!
– Ron Woodroof

I’m Rayon.
– Rayon
Congratulations… fuck off and go back to your bed.
– Ron Woodroof

I like your style, doc.
– Ron Woodroof

Watch what you eat and who you eat.
– Ron Woodroof

None of those drugs have been approved by the FDA.
– Dr. Eve Saks
Screw the FDA. I’m gonna be DOA.
– Ron Woodroof

Mr Woodroof, I’m afraid that you’re nothing more than a common drug dealer, so if you’ll excuse us…
– Richard Barkley
Oh, I’m the drug dealer? No, you’re the fuckin’ drug dealer. I mean, goddamn, people are dyin’. And y’all are up there afraid that we’re gonna find an alternative without you.
– Ron Woodroof

You know what? You don’t deserve my money, you homophobic asshole.
– Rayon

That shit is purer than a preacher daughter’s pussy, right there.
– Ron Woodroof

You’re in the hospital. You almost died.
– Dr. Eve Saks
I bet that didn’t surprise anybody.
– Ron Woodroof

Would you stop starin’ at her tits, Rayon, you’re startin’ to look normal.
– Ron Woodroof

I’m Rayon.
– Rayon
Congratulations. Now fuck off and go back to your bed.
– Ron Woodroof
Relax, I don’t bite. I guess you’re handsome, in a Texas, hick, white trash, dumb kind of way.
– Rayon
Get the fuck out of here, whatever you are, before I kick you in the fucking face.
– Ron Woodroof

I’ve been looking for you, lone star.
– Rayon

I swear it, Ray, God sure was dressin’ the wrong doll when he blessed you with a set of balls.
– Ron Woodroof