Dawn of the Dead (2004) quotes
Director
Zack Snyder.
Cast
Sarah Polley.
Ving Rhames.
Jake Weber.
A nurse, a policeman, a young married couple, a salesman and other survivors of a worldwide plague that is producing aggressive, flesh-eating zombies, take refuge in a mega Midwestern shopping mall.
The bleeding’s not gonna stop on its own. I need to stich his arm.
– Ana
What are you, a fucking doctor?
– CJ
No, I’m a fucking nurse.
– Ana
So what’s the plan?
– Michael
The plan is you drink a nice tall glass of shut the fuck up.
– CJ
Fucking nursery school.
– CJ
Hell is overflowing. And Satan is sending his dead to us. Why? Because you have sex out of wedlock. You kill unborn children. You have man-on-man relations. Same-sex marriage. How do you think your god will judge you? Well, friends, now we know. When there is no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth.
– Televangelist
Fucking figures!
– CJ
I know which job I was the worst at. Being a husband.
– Michael
That’s not a job.
– Monica
It sure is.
– Tucker
You guys just haven’t met the right girl.
– Monica
Fuck y’all!
– Kenneth
You coming with us?
– Michael
Nah, you’re coming with me. I’ve done this before.
– Kenneth
I have an idea. While we’re at it, why don’t we drop by the marina, hop in my boat and take it for a pleasure cruise, you jackasses!
– Steve
Wait, that’s a good idea. There’s islands out there. There’s not many people on them.
– Ana
I was kidding.
– Steve
There’s no point in arguing about this. We need a solution. We need to get some food over there.
– Michael
Okay. I have an idea. We draw straws and the loser runs across the lot with a ham sandwich.
– Steve
Could you be a bigger prick?
– Ana
I think so. But, you know, that’s irrelevant. My question to you is, what’s your plan?
– Steve
Frank, Michael’s coming to shoot you.
– Ana
It’s nice to see that you’ve all bonded through this disaster.
– Steve
I don’t wanna die here.
– Ana
Where’s the lemon stuff?
– Andre
It’s gone. Steve likes to put it in his booze. Try the vanilla stuff.
– Monica