Dawn of the Dead (2004) quotes
A nurse, a policeman, a young married couple, a salesman and other survivors of a worldwide plague that is producing aggressive, flesh-eating zombies, take refuge in a mega Midwestern shopping mall.
The bleeding’s not gonna stop on its own. I need to stich his arm.
What are you, a fucking doctor?
No, I’m a fucking nurse.
So what’s the plan?
The plan is you drink a nice tall glass of shut the fuck up.
Fucking nursery school.
Hell is overflowing. And Satan is sending his dead to us. Why? Because you have sex out of wedlock. You kill unborn children. You have man-on-man relations. Same-sex marriage. How do you think your god will judge you? Well, friends, now we know. When there is no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth.
I know which job I was the worst at. Being a husband.
That’s not a job.
It sure is.
You guys just haven’t met the right girl.
You coming with us?
Nah, you’re coming with me. I’ve done this before.
I have an idea. While we’re at it, why don’t we drop by the marina, hop in my boat and take it for a pleasure cruise, you jackasses!
Wait, that’s a good idea. There’s islands out there. There’s not many people on them.
I was kidding.
There’s no point in arguing about this. We need a solution. We need to get some food over there.
Okay. I have an idea. We draw straws and the loser runs across the lot with a ham sandwich.
Could you be a bigger prick?
I think so. But, you know, that’s irrelevant. My question to you is, what’s your plan?
Frank, Michael’s coming to shoot you.
It’s nice to see that you’ve all bonded through this disaster.
I don’t wanna die here.
Where’s the lemon stuff?
It’s gone. Steve likes to put it in his booze. Try the vanilla stuff.