Deadpool 2 (2018) quotes

Director
David Leitch.

Cast
Ryan Reynolds.
Josh Brolin.
Morena Baccarin.

Foul-mouthed mutant mercenary Wade Wilson (AKA. Deadpool), brings together a team of fellow mutant rogues to protect a young boy with supernatural abilities from the brutal, time-traveling cyborg, Cable.

Dubstep’s for pussies!
– Cable
You’re so dark. Are you sure you’re not from the DC universe?
– Wade Wilson

Who are you?
– Cable
I’m Batman.
– Wade Wilson

Sorry I’m late. There was a bunch of handicapable children stuck in a tree. I had to…
– Wade Wilson
Uh-uh.
– Vanessa
You’re right. I was fighting a caped badass, but then we discovered that his mom is named Martha, too.
– Wade Wilson

You remind me of my wife.
– Cable
I’m sorry?
– Wade Wilson
I said you remind me…
– Cable
No, I’m sorry that you said that while making heavy eye contact and applying lip balm.
– Wade Wilson

Only best buddies execute pedophiles together.
– Deadpool

With this collar on, my superpower is just unbridled cancer. Give me a bow and arrow and I’m basically Hawkeye.
– Wade Wilson

And that’s why “Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants” is pure pornography.
– Deadpool
Wow!
– Dopinder
I really should have stayed in college…
– Domino

What do you say we go fuck some shit up?
– Firefist
Let’s Fuck Some Shit Up is my legal middle name.
– Juggernaut

We have rules. You are not judge, jury or executioner.
– Colossus
Fuck your rules! I fight for what’s right, and sometimes you gotta fight dirty.
– Deadpool
Zip it, Thanos!
– Deadpool

Zip it, Thanos!
– Deadpool

Luck isn’t a superpower. And it isn’t cinematic!
– Deadpool
Yes, it is.
– Domino
I’m gonna meet you in the middle and say no.
– Deadpool

I loved her. I loved her like an ocean loves water.
– Wade Wilson
An ocean is water.
– Weasel

Fuck Wolverine. First he rides my coattails with the R-rating, and then, that hairy motherfucker ups the ante by dying! What a dick! Well, guess what, Wolvie? I’m dying in this movie.
– Deadpool

I’m retrieving something from my utility bag.
– Cable
It’s a goddamn fanny pack and you know it, you sick son of a bitch! The difference is night and day.
– Weasel

I don’t speak Cantonese, Mr…
– Deadpool
Well, I’m not even going to attempt that. But I did take eighth grade Spanish, so donde esta la biblioteca? Which literally translates to: I don’t bargain, pumpkin-fucker.
– Deadpool

Cable, you get back to your family and you tell them Wade says hi. And promise me, promise me one thing: that you’ll start judging people not by the color of the skin but by the content of their character.
– Deadpool
Jesus…
– Cable

You know what we need to do? We need to build a fucking team. We need ’em tough, morally flexible, and young enough so they can carry this franchise 10-12 years.
– Deadpool
My body is instrument of death.
– Dopinder
Not now, Dopinder.
– Deadpool

You’re not a fuckin’ hero. You’re just an annoying clown dressed up as a sex toy.
– Cable

Any powers you wanna tell us about? Any, uh…
– Deadpool
No. I don’t have one. Um, I just saw the ad. I thought it looked fun.
– Peter
…You’re in.
– Deadpool

I’m gonna rip you in half now.
– Juggernaut
That is such a Juggernaut thing to say!
– Deadpool