Die Hard 2 (1990) quotes
Director
Renny Harlin.
Cast
Bruce Willis.
William Atherton.
Bonnie Bedelia.
John McClane attempts to avert disaster as rogue military operatives seize control of Dulles International Airport in Washington, D.C.
Yippie-kai-yay, motherfucker.
– John McClane
Oh man, I can’t fucking believe this. Another basement, another elevator. How can the same shit happen to the same guy twice?
– John McClane
You’re the wrong guy in the wrong place at the wrong time.
– Grant
Story of my life.
– John McClane
Holly! Here’s your fucking landing light. Whoo!
– John McClane
You give me this story and I’ll have your baby.
– Samantha Coleman
Not the kind of ride I’m looking for.
– John McClane
That punk pulled a Glock 7 on me. You know what that is? It’s a porcelain gun made in Germany. Dosen’t show up on your airport X-ray machines, here, and it cost more than you make in a month.
– John McClane
You’d be a surprised what I make in a month.
– Carmine Lorenzo
If it’s more than a dollar ninety-eight I’d be very surprised.
– John McClane
Where’s the fuckin’ door?
– John McClane
Hey, Carmine, let me ask you something. What sets off the metal detectors first? The lead in your ass or the shit in your brains?
– John McClane
Fat fuck.
– John McClane
Oh, we are just up to our ass in terrorists again, John?
– John McClane
Just once, I’d like a regular, normal Christmas. Eggnog, a fuckin’ Christmas tree, a little turkey. But, no. I gotta crawl around in this motherfuckin’ tin can.
– John McClane
You’re not pissing in somebody’s pool, are you?
– Al Powell
Yeah, and I’m fresh outta chlorine.
– John McClane
You are in my little pond now, and I am the big fish that runs it.
– Carmine Lorenzo
Too bad, McClane. I kind of liked you.
– Grant
I got enough friends.
– John McClane
They told me there were terrorists at the airport.
– Holly McClane
Yeah, I heard that too.
– John McClane
What do you say, Marv?
– John McClane
I’ll be damned if I’m gonna clean up this mess.
– Marvin
Holly!… There’s your fricken landing-light!
– John McClane