District 9 (2009) quotes

Neill Blomkamp.

Sharlto Copley.
David James.
Jason Cope.

An extraterrestrial race forced to live in slum-like conditions on Earth suddenly finds a kindred spirit in a government agent who is exposed to their biotechnology.

Get your fokkin’ tentacle out of my face!
– Wikus Van De Merwe

We need your signature on this eviction notice.
– Wikus Van De Merwe
Fuck off!
– Angry Alien

It couldn’t possibly come from him… I know it’s true.
– Tania Van De Merwe

I would never have any kind of… pornographic activity with a fokkin’ creature!
– Wikus Van De Merwe

How did you do this one, my man? It’s doggy-style with a demon. You’re one brave white man. Were you wearing a condom?
– Obesandjo’s Lieutenant

I can’t believe I’m being paid to do this. I love watching you prawns die.
– Koobus Venter

This is tangled. This is tangled.
– Wikus Van De Merwe

Hello, little guy! It’s the sweetie man coming!
– Wikus Van De Merwe

My son’s in there!
– Christopher Johnson

I mean, you can’t say they don’t look like that, that’s what they look like, right? They look like prawns.
– James Hope – Police Officer

Could you go a bit slower with the clicks there, it sounded like you said *three years*…
– Wikus Van De Merwe

Oh! I haven’t shown you a picture of my wife! Here she is, my angel. I tell people she actually looks like an angel, you see here? The white looks like a halo on her head. Can you see that? She’s my angel, you’re picking that up on your cameras there! They probably won’t keep that in the film but…
– Wikus Van De Merwe

This whole’s thing’s under your shack? For 20 years, you’ve had this fookin’ thing hidden out here? This is, this is very illegal, I mean, this is… this is a fine.
– Wikus Van De Merwe

When dealing with aliens, try to be polite, but firm. And always remember that a smile is cheaper than a bullet.
– Automated MNU Instructional Voice