Easy Money (1983) quotes

Director
James Signorelli.

Cast
Rodney Dangerfield.
Joe Pesci.
Geraldine Fitzgerald.

To inherit his mother-in-law’s colossal fortune, a hard-living gambling addict must change his unhealthy ways before they get the best of him.

My mother-in-law, for years I wouldn’t kiss her face; I end up kissing her ass.
– Monty

What is that? Mozart?
– Nicky
Scales.
– Belinda Capuletti
Never heard of him.
– Nicky

Bartender I’ll have a Perier with a twist.
– Clive Barlow
I’m sorry I only have it on Draft.
– Louie the Bartender

I’m so hungry I could eat the waitress!
– Nicky Cerone

You pollute the air with your smoking. You reek of liquor and god knows what else. You’re an ecological menace!
– Mrs. Monahan
Yeah, well you were the inspiration for twin beds!
– Monty

Can I call you Dad?
– Julio

Good stuff!
– Monty
It oughta be… I got it off a cop.
– Nicky

She says I drink too much, I smoke too much, I gamble. I mean she’s right, but what can I do? I got no… what’s the word…
– Monty
Class.
– Nicky

Look at him, he’s such a beautiful boy! He’s got my eyes!
– Blanche Genaro
And he’s got my nose!
– John Genaro
Yeah, and my sympathy.
– Monty

His entire body is bloodshot. He’ll never change.
– Mrs. Monahan

Someday I’ll be out of you’re life.
– Belinda Capuletti
Yeah, well for now get out of the bathroom.
– Monty

I didn’t even eat… I gotta take out the garbage!
– Monty