Erin Brockovich (2000) quotes
Director
Steven Soderbergh.
Cast
Julia Roberts.
Albert Finney.
David Brisbin.
An unemployed single mother becomes a legal assistant and almost single-handedly brings down a California power company accused of polluting a city’s water supply.
How many numbers you got?
– George
Oh, I got numbers comin’ outta my ears. For instance: ten.
– Erin Brockovich
Ten?
– George
Yeah. That’s how many months old my baby girl is.
– Erin Brockovich
You got a little girl?
– George
Yeah. Yeah, sexy, huh? How ’bout this for a number? Six. That’s how old my other daughter is, eight is the age of my son, two is how many times I’ve been married – and divorced; sixteen is the number of dollars I have in my bank account. 850-3943. That’s my phone number, and with all the numbers I gave you, I’m guessing zero is the number of times you’re gonna call it.
– Erin Brockovich
Okay, look, I think we got off on the wrong foot here…
– Theresa Dallavale
That’s all you got, lady. Two wrong feet in fucking ugly shoes.
– Erin Brockovich
You’re a lawyer?
– Donna Jensen
NO, no… I hate lawyers. I only work for them.
– Erin Brockovich
Wha… how did you do this?
– Kurt Potter
Well, um, seeing as how I have no brains or legal expertise, and Ed here was losing all faith in the system, am I right?
– Erin Brockovich
Oh, yeah, completely. No faith, no faith…
– Ed Masry
I just went out there and performed sexual favors. Six hundred and thirty-four blow jobs in five days… I’m really quite tired.
– Erin Brockovich
Bite my ass, Krispy Kreme!
– Erin Brockovich
What makes you think you can just walk in there and find what we need?
– Ed Masry
They’re called boobs, Ed.
– Erin Brockovich
Are you going to be something else that I have to survive? Because… to tell you the truth… I’m not up to it.
– Erin Brockovich
In a law firm you may want to re-think your wardrobe a little.
– Ed Masry
Well as long as I have one ass instead of two I’ll wear what I like if that’s all right with you. You might want to re-think those ties.
– Erin Brockovich
For the first time in my life, I got people respecting me. Please, don’t ask me to give it up.
– Erin Brockovich
Look, I don’t know shit about shit but I know right from wrong!
– Erin Brockovich
What’s the matter? You got so many friends, you don’t need one more?
– George