Face/Off (1997) quotes

Director
John Woo.

Cast
John Travolta.
Nicolas Cage.
Joan Allen.

In order to foil an extortion plot, an FBI agent undergoes a facial transplant surgery and assumes the identity and physical appearance of a terrorist, but the plan turns from bad to worse when the same terrorist impersonates the FBI agent.

If you dress like Halloween, ghouls will try to get in your pants.
– Castor Troy

No more drugs for that man.
– Dietrich

You’re not the only one in the family with the brains.
– Castor Troy
No, although now I am the only one with the looks.
– Pollux Troy
Touché.
– Castor Troy

Lies, deceit, mixed messages… this is turning into a real marriage.
– Castor Troy

Y’know, I could eat a peach for hours.
– Castor Troy

Listen, sir… we just want you to know…
– Buzz
We’re all really sorry about Tito.
– Wanda
Yeah, well, shit happens.
– Castor Troy [as Sean Archer]

I don’t know what I hate wearing worse: your face or your body. I mean I enjoy *boning* your wife, but let’s face it, we both like it better the other way, yes? So why don’t we trade back.
– Castor Troy
You can’t give back what you’ve taken from me.
– Sean Archer
OK, then… plan B, why don’t we just kill each other?
– Castor Troy

I AM Castor Troy!
– Castor Troy

Dad, I’m sorry I shot you.
– Jamie Archer

I was thinking the other day, I remember I once took a date out for surf and turf, not knowing she was a vegetarian, so she ate bread and broke her tooth on a rice seed, we drove around all night, looking for an all night dentist, and he was so drunk he fixed the wrong tooth, when I finally brought her home, even though it must’ve hurt like hell, you kissed me.
– Castor Troy

Sean Archer here, who’s calling?
– Castor Troy
Well if you’re Sean Archer, I guess I’m Castor Troy.
– Sean Archer
Ah, yes.
– Castor Troy

Hey Sean, how’s your dead son?
– Dietrich

Isn’t this religious, ah yes. The eternal battle between good and evil, saint and sinners… but you’re still not having any FUN!
– Castor Troy

What the hell is this?
– Dr. Malcolm Walsh
Doctor Walsh! I’m just enjoying some of your greatest hits here. I hope you don’t mind: I partook of a few of your groovy painkillers. Oh, bravo. Bra-fucking-vo. Oh God, this is excellent. Bravo!
– Castor Troy
What do you want?
– Dr. Malcolm Walsh
Take one goddamn guess!
– Castor Troy

Please tell me what planet I’m on!
– Jamie Archer

It’s a capital crime to try to kill the next big boss of the FBl, yes?
– Castor Troy
Yes… the penalty…
– Sean Archer
What?
– Castor Troy
…The penalty is death!
– Sean Archer

Fly bitch!
– Castor Troy

Die! Please God die!
– Sean Archer

Sasha, what the *fuck*… are you doing here?
– Castor Troy

Interception! Now our side’s got the ball. Sorry!
– Castor Troy

You look like you just fucked your mother.
– Dietrich

Any word from the LAPD intelligence? If there IS such a thing?
– Sean Archer
Not yet, sir.
– Loomis
Of course not, because we’re a covert anti-terrorist team that is so secret, that when we snap our fingers NOTHING HAPPENS!
– Sean Archer

Wheee. What a predicament.
– Castor Troy

You watch your fuckin mouth!
– Castor Troy

“Date night fizzled again we hadn’t made love in two months”, what a loser
– Castor Troy

You are right, Sean. I misbehaved. I have to be punished. But remember… Every time when you look in the mirror, you’ll see my face.
– Castor Troy

What’s the next move?
– Sasha Hassler
This isn’t your fight.
– Sean Archer
He killed my brother, I’m not going to let him kill you too.
– Sasha Hassler
No matter what happens I promise Sean Archer’s off your back for good.
– Sean Archer