The Great Dictator (1940) quotes

Director
Charles Chaplin.

Cast
Charles Chaplin.
Paulette Goddard.
Jack Oakie.

Dictator Adenoid Hynkel tries to expand his empire while a poor Jewish barber tries to avoid persecution from Hynkel’s regime.

I’m sorry, but I don’t want to be an emperor. That’s not my business. I don’t want to rule or conquer anyone. I should like to help everyone if possible; Jew, Gentile, black man, white. We all want to help one another. Human beings are like that. We want to live by each other’s happiness, not by each other’s misery. We don’t want to hate and despise one another. In this world there is room for everyone, and the good earth is rich and can provide for everyone. The way of life can be free and beautiful, but we have lost the way. Greed has poisoned men’s souls, has barricaded the world with hate, has goose-stepped us into misery and bloodshed. We have developed speed, but we have shut ourselves in. Machinery that gives abundance has left us in want. Our knowledge has made us cynical; our cleverness, hard and unkind. We think too much and feel too little. More than machinery, we need humanity. More than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost. The airplane and the radio have brought us closer together. The very nature of these inventions cries out for the goodness in men; cries out for universal brotherhood; for the unity of us all. Even now my voice is reaching millions throughout the world, millions of despairing men, women, and little children, victims of a system that makes men torture and imprison innocent people. To those who can hear me, I say, do not despair. The misery that is now upon us is but the passing of greed, the bitterness of men who fear the way of human progress. The hate of men will pass, and dictators die, and the power they took from the people will return to the people. And so long as men die, liberty will never perish. Soldiers! Don’t give yourselves to brutes, men who despise you, enslave you; who regiment your lives, tell you what to do, what to think and what to feel! Who drill you, diet you, treat you like cattle, use you as cannon fodder. Don’t give yourselves to these unnatural men – machine men with machine minds and machine hearts! You are not machines, you are not cattle, you are men! You have the love of humanity in your hearts! You don’t hate! Only the unloved hate; the unloved and the unnatural. Soldiers! Don’t fight for slavery! Fight for liberty! In the seventeenth chapter of St. Luke, it is written that the kingdom of God is within man, not one man nor a group of men, but in all men! In you! You, the people, have the power, the power to create machines, the power to create happiness! You, the people, have the power to make this life free and beautiful, to make this life a wonderful adventure. Then in the name of democracy, let us use that power. Let us all unite. Let us fight for a new world, a decent world that will give men a chance to work, that will give youth a future and old age a security. By the promise of these things, brutes have risen to power. But they lie! They do not fulfill that promise. They never will! Dictators free themselves but they enslave the people. Now let us fight to fulfill that promise. Let us fight to free the world! To do away with national barriers! To do away with greed, with hate and intolerance! Let us fight for a world of reason, a world where science and progress will lead to all men’s happiness. Soldiers, in the name of democracy, let us all unite! Hannah, can you hear me? Wherever you are, look up Hannah! The clouds are lifting! The sun is breaking through! We are coming out of the darkness into the light! We are coming into a new world; a kindlier world, where men will rise above their hate, their greed, and brutality. Look up, Hannah! The soul of man has been given wings and at last he is beginning to fly. He is flying into the rainbow! Into the light of hope, into the future! The glorious future, that belongs to you, to me and to all of us. Look up, Hannah. Look up!
A Jewish Barber
Hannah, did you hear that?
Mr. Jaeckel
Listen…
Hannah

Strange, and I always thought of you as an Aryan.
– Commander Shutz
I’m a vegetarian
– A Jewish barber

Strange, these strike leaders, they’re all brunettes. Not a blonde amongst them.
– Adenoid Hynkel
Brunettes are trouble makers. They’re worse than the Jews.
– Garbitsch
Then wipe them out.
– Adenoid Hynkel
Start small. Not so fast. We get rid of the Jews first, then concentrate on the brunettes.
– Garbitsch
We shall never have peace ’til we have a pure Aryan race. How wonderful. Tomania, a nation of blue-eyed blondes.
– Adenoid Hynkel
Why not a blonde Europe, a blonde Asia, and blonde America.
– Garbitsch
A blonde world.
– Adenoid Hynkel
And a brunette dictator.
– Garbitsch
Dictator of the world!
– Adenoid Hynkel

Can you fly a plane?
– Commander Shutz
I can certainly try…
– A Jewish Barber

We’ve just discovered the most wonderful, the most marvelous poisinous gas. It will kill everybody.
– Field Marshal Herring

Heil Hynk… Oh what am I saying?
– Commander Shutz

How’s the gas?
– Commander Shutz
Terrible, it kept me awake all night.
– A Jewish barber

You must speak.
– Commander Shutz
I can’t.
– A Jewish Barber
You must. It’s our only hope.
– Commander Shutz
Hope…
– A Jewish Barber

Declare war on Napaloni.
– Adenoid Hynkel
Napaloni?
– Garbitsch
Yes, Napaloni!
– Adenoid Hynkel
[to Field Marshal Herring]
Listen, you blockhead. Mobilise every division of the army and the air force. Proceed to Bacteria and attack at once.
– Adenoid Hynkel
But war will be the end of us.
– Garbitsch
Do as I tell you.
– Adenoid Hynkel
Madness.
– Garbitsch
Shut up!
– Adenoid Hynkel
Very well. Would you sign this?
– Garbitsch
Yes, I’ll… what is it?
– Adenoid Hynkel
The declaration of war.
– Garbitsch
Then I’ll sign it. A pen! Und stratz mit ze uldensackt. I’ll sign it! Und stratz mit sei ├Âldensackt, il der, der flutens… , der… , der… , und strippensackt! A pen! I’ll sign it. Napaloni, de grosse peanut, de cheesy ravioli. There!
– Adenoid Hynkel

We seem to be defying the laws of gravity.
– A Jewish Barber

The Phooey has just referred to the Jewish people.
– International press reporter