Guardians of the Galaxy (2014) quotes

Director
James Gunn.

Cast
Chris Pratt.
Vin Diesel.
Bradley Cooper.

A group of intergalactic criminals are forced to work together to stop a fanatical warrior from taking control of the universe.

We’re the fricking Guardians of the Galaxy!
– Rocket Raccoon

I am Groot.
– Groot

I just wanted to tell you how grateful I am that you’ve accepted me despite my blunders. It is good to once again be among friends. You, Quill, are my friend.
– Drax the Destroyer
Thanks.
– Peter Quill
This dumb tree is also my friend.
– Drax the Destroyer
And this green whore is also…
– Drax the Destroyer
Oh, you must stop!
– Gamora

Peter Quill, this is Denarian Saal. For the record, I advised them against trusting you.
– Denarian Saal
They got my dick message.
– Peter Quill
Prove me wrong!
– Denarian Saal

We’re just like Kevin Bacon.
– Gamora

I’m a warrior, an assassin. I don’t dance.
– Gamora
Really? Well, on my planet, we have a legend about people like you. It’s called Footloose. And in it, a great hero, named Kevin Bacon, teaches an entire city full of people with sticks up their butts that, dancing, well, is the greatest thing there is.
– Peter Quill
…Who put the sticks up their butts?
– Gamora

Star-Lord!
– Korath the Pursuer
Finally!
– Peter Quill

I know who you are, Peter Quill, and I am not some starry-eyed waif here to succumb to your… your pelvic sorcery!
– Gamora

Finger on throat means death!
– Drax the Destroyer
Metaphor.
– Drax the Destroyer
…Sort of.
– Peter Quill

When I look around, you know what I see? Losers.
– Peter Quill
I mean like, folks who have lost stuff. And we have, man, we have, all of us. Homes, and our families, normal lives. And you think life takes more than it gives, but not today. Today it’s giving us something. It is giving us a chance.
– Peter Quill
To do what?
– Rocket Raccoon
To give a shit. And I am not gonna stand by and watch as billions of lives are being wiped out.
– Peter Quill

I am Groot.
– Groot
Asleep for the danger, awake for the money, as per frickin’ usual.
– Rocket Raccoon

YOU’RE… MAKING… ME… BEAT… UP… GRASS!
– Rocket Raccoon

But Quill, beating Ronan… it can’t be done. You’re asking us to die.
– Rocket Raccoon
Yeah… I guess I am.
– Peter Quill
Quill, I have lived most of my life surrounded my enemies. I will be grateful to die among my friends.
– Gamora
You’re an honorable man, Quill. I will fight beside you. And in the end, I will see my wife and daughter.
– Drax the Destroyer
I am Groot.
– Groot
Aww, what the hell, I don’t got that long a lifespan anyway…
– Rocket Raccoon
Well now I’m standing. Happy? We’re all standing now. Bunch of jackasses, standing in a circle.
– Rocket Raccoon

No, Groot! You can’t! You’ll die! Why are you doing this? Why?
– Rocket Raccoon
We are Groot.
– Groot

I am going to die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy.
– Gamora

That’s for if things get really hardcore. Or if you wanna blow up moons.
– Rocket Raccoon
No one’s blowing up moons.
– Gamora
You just wanna suck the joy out of everything.
– Rocket Raccoon

Yeah, I’ll have to agree with the walking thesaurus on that one.
– Peter Quill
DO NOT ever call me a thesaurus.
– Drax the Destroyer
It’s just a metaphor, dude.
– Peter Quill
His people are completely literal. Metaphors go over his head.
– Rocket Raccoon
*Nothing* goes over my head…! My reflexes are too fast, I would catch it.
– Drax the Destroyer

What should we do next: Something good, something bad? Bit of both?
– Peter Quill
We’ll follow your lead, Star-Lord.
– Gamora
A bit of both!
– Peter Quill

We are Groot.
– Groot

I like your knife, I’m keeping it.
– Drax the Destroyer
That was my favorite knife.
– Moloka Dar

I am Groot.
– Groot
Well that’s just as fascinating as the first 89 times you told me that. What is wrong with Giving Tree here?
– Peter Quill
Well he don’t know talkin’ good like me and you, so his vocabulistics is limited to “I” and “am” and “Groot,” exclusively in that order.
– Rocket Raccoon
Well I tell you what, that’s gonna wear real thin, real fast, bud.
– Peter Quill