Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 (2017) quotes

Director
James Gunn.

Cast
Chris Pratt.
Zoe Saldana.
Dave Bautista. 

The Guardians must fight to keep their newfound family together as they unravel the mystery of Peter Quill’s true parentage.

You look like Mary Poppins.
– Peter Quill
Is he cool?
– Yondu
Hell yeah, he’s cool.
– Peter Quill
I’m Mary Poppins, y’all!
– Yondu

What are you gonna do with your share?
– Kraglin
As a child, my father would have Gamora and me battle one another in training. Every time my sister prevailed… my father would replace a piece of me with machinery, claiming he wanted me to be her equal. But she won… again and again, and again, never once refraining. So after I murder my sister, I will buy a warship with every conceivable instrument of death. I will hunt my father like a dog, and I will tear him apart slowly… piece by piece, until he knows some semblance of the profound and unceasing pain I knew every single day.
– Nebula
Yeah… I was talking about, like, a pretty necklace. Or a nice hat. You know. Something to make the other girls go “Ooh, that’s nice.”
– Kraglin

There are two types of beings in the universe, those who dance, and those who do not.
– Drax

You shouldn’t have killed my mom and squished my Walkman.
– Peter Quill

You like a professional asshole or what?
– Yondu
Pretty much a pro.
– Rocket

Mantis, look out!
– Drax

And now I know how Yondu felt.
– Peter Quill

Does anybody have any tape out there? I wanna put some tape over the death button.
– Rocket
I don’t have any tape. Let me check. Yo, Yondu, do you have any. Ow! Do you have any tape?… Gamora? Do you have any tape? Tape! Ah, never mind. Ow! Drax, do you have any tape? Yes, Scotch tape would work… Then why did you ask me if Scotch tape would work, if you don’t have any? Nobody has any tape!
– Peter Quill

Not a single person has tape?
– Rocket
Nope!
– Peter Quill
Did you ask Nebula?
– Rocket
Yes!
– Peter Quill
Are you sure?
– Rocket
I asked Yondu and she was sitting right next to him.
– Peter Quill
I knew you were lying!
– Rocket
You have priceless batteries and an atomic bomb in your bag. If anybody’s gonna have tape, it’s *you*!
– Peter Quill
That’s exactly my point! I have to do everything!
– Rocket
You are wasting a lot of time here!
– Peter Quill
We’re all gonna die.
– Rocket

You people have issues.
– Rocket
Well, of course I have issues. That’s my freakin’ father!
– Peter Quill

Ow! My nipples!
– Drax

I am Groot.
– Baby Groot
What’s that?
– Yondu
He says, “Welcome to the frickin’ Guardians of the Galaxy.” Only he didn’t use “frickin’.”
– Rocket

He may have been your father, boy, but he wasn’t your daddy.
– Yondu

What is it?
– Peter Quill
It’s called a Zune. It’s what everybody’s listening to on Earth nowadays.
– Kraglin

This gross bug lady is my new friend.
– Drax

So, we’re saving the galaxy, again?
– Rocket
I guess.
– Peter Quill
Awesome! We’re really gonna be able to jack up our prices if we’re two-time galaxy savers.
– Rocket

Sometimes, the thing you’ve been looking for your whole life is right there beside you all along.
– Peter Quill
You’re right!
– Drax

Groot, get out of the way! You’re gonna get hurt!
– Gamora
Hi.
– Gamora

I don’t use my head to fly the arrow, boy! I use my heart.
– Yondu

Die, spaceship!
– Drax

It’s beautiful.
– Mantis
It is. And so are you.
– Drax
On the inside.
– Drax

In times of hardship, just remember: We. Are. Groot.
– The Form of David Hasselhoff