Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005) quotes
Director
Mike Newell.
Cast
Daniel Radcliffe.
Emma Watson.
Rupert Grint.
A young wizard finds himself competing in a hazardous tournament between rival schools of magic, but he is distracted by recurring nightmares.
One-two-three, one-two-three…
– Professor McGonagall
You’re never gonna let him forget this, are you?
– Harry
Never.
– Fred, George
The house of Godric Gryffindor has commanded the respect of the wizarding world for nearly ten centuries. I will not have you, in one night, besmirching that name by behaving like a babbling, bumbling band of baboons!
– Professor McGonagall
Try saying that five times fast.
– Fred
Babbling, bumbling band of baboons.
– George
Babbling, bumbling band of baboons.
– Fred
Oh my god! I’ve killed Harry Potter!
– Neville
It’s not going to work.
– Hermione
Oh yeah?
– Fred
Why’s that, Granger?
– George
You see this?
– Hermione
This is an age line. Dumbledore drew it himself.
– Hermione
So?
– Fred
So a genius like Dumbledore couldn’t possibly be fooled by a dodge as pathetically dim witted as an ageing potion.
– Hermione
Ah, but that’s why it’s so brilliant!
– Fred
Because it’s so pathetically dim witted.
– George
There’s no one like Krum! He’s like a bird the way he rides the wind! He’s more than an athlete! He’s an artist.
– Ron
I think you’re in love, Ron.
– Ginny
Shut up!
– Ron
Victor, I love you!
– George
Victor, I do!
– Fred
When we’re apart my heart beats only for you!
– George, Fred, Harry
No spell can reawaken the dead, Harry. I trust you know that. Dark and difficult times lie ahead. Soon we must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy.
– Dumbledore
Why do they have to travel in packs? And how are you supposed to get one on their own to ask them?
– Harry
Blimey, Harry. You’ve slayed dragons. If you can’t get a date, who can?4
– Ron
I think I’d take the dragon now.
– Harry
Victor’s gone to get drinks. Would you care to join us?
– Hermione
No, we would not care to join you and *Victor*.
– Ron
What’s got your wand in a knot?
– Hermione
He’s from Durmstrang! You’re fraternizing with the enemy!
– Ron
The enemy? Who was it wanting his autograph? Besides the whole point of the tournament is international magical cooperation. To make friends!
– Hermione
I think he’s got a bit more than friendship on his mind. He’s using you.
– Ron
How dare you! Besides, I can take care of myself!
– Hermione
Doubt it. He’s way too old.
– Ron
What? That’s what you think?
– Hermione
Yeah, that’s what I think.
– Ron
You know the solution, then, don’t you?
– Hermione
Go on.
– Ron
Next time there’s a ball pluck up the courage to ask me before someone else does! And not as a last resort!
– Hermione
Well… that… that’s completely off the point…
– Ron
Ruddy pumpkin head, isn’t he?
– Ron
This is cozy.
– Rita Skeeter
It’s a broom cupboard.
– Harry
Well you should feel right at home, then.
– Rita Skeeter
Blimey, Dad! How far up are we?
– Ron
Well, put it this way. If it rains, you’ll be the first to know.
– Lucius Malfoy
Father and I are in the minister’s box. By personal invitation of Cornelius Fudge himself.
– Malfoy
Don’t boast, Draco.
– Lucius Malfoy
Do enjoy yourself, won’t you? While you can.
– Lucius Malfoy
Merci…
– Ron
Hello, father!
– Barty Crouch Junior
You are no son of mine…
– Barty Crouch
Harry! When the connection is broken you MUST get to the Portkey. We can linger for a moment to give you some time but only a moment. Do you understand?
– James Potter
Harry. Take my body back, will you? Take my body back to my father.
– Cedric Diggory
Let go. Sweetheart, you’re ready. Let go… LET GO!
– Lily Potter