Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007) quotes

Director
David Yates.

Cast
Daniel Radcliffe.
Emma Watson.
Rupert Grint.

With their warning about Lord Voldemort’s return scoffed at, Harry and Dumbledore are targeted by the Wizard authorities as an authoritarian bureaucrat slowly seizes power at Hogwarts.

Please, tell them I mean no harm.
– Dolores Umbridge
Sorry, Professor, but I must not tell lies.
– Harry Potter

You may not like him, Minister, but you can’t deny: Dumbledore’s got style.
– Kingsley Shacklebolt

This connection between me and Voldemort… what if the reason for it is that I am becoming more like him? I just feel so angry, all the time. What if after everything that I’ve been through, something’s gone wrong inside me? What if I’m becoming bad?
– Harry Potter
I want you to listen to me very carefully, Harry. You’re not a bad person. You’re a very good person, who bad things have happened to. Besides, the world isn’t split into good people and Death Eaters. We’ve all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That’s who we really are.
– Sirius Black

Nice one, James!
– Sirius Black

Hermione, you are honestly the most wonderful person I have ever met. If I’m ever rude to you…
– Ron Weasley
I’ll know you’ve gone back to normal.
– Hermione Granger

Working hard is important, but there’s something that matters even more. Believing in yourself. Think of it this way: Every great wizard in history has started out as nothing more than we are now. Students. If they can do it, why not us?
– Harry Potter

Well? How was it?
– Ron Weasley
Wet. I mean, she was sort of crying.
– Harry Potter
That bad at it, are you?
– Ron Weasley
I’m sure Harry’s kissing was more than satisfactory. Cho spends half her time crying these days.
– Hermione Granger
You’d think a bit of snogging would cheer her up.
– Ron Weasley
Don’t you understand how she must be feeling? Well, obviously she’s feeling sad about Cedric, and therefore confused about liking Harry, guilty about kissing him, conflicted because Umbridge is pressing to sack her mum from the Ministry, and frightened about failing her OWLs because she’s so busy worrying about everything else.
– Hermione Granger
One person couldn’t feel all that. They’d explode!
– Ron Weasley
Just because you’ve got the emotional range of a teaspoon…
– Hermione Granger

Get away from my Godson!
– Sirius Black

You applied first for the Defense Against the Dark Arts post, is that correct?
– Dolores Umbridge
Yes.
– Severus Snape
But you were unsuccessful?
– Dolores Umbridge
Obviously.
– Severus Snape

You know, George, I’ve always felt out futures lay outside the world of academic achievement.
– Fred Weasley
Fred, I’ve been thinking exactly the same thing.
– George Weasley

He’s got Padfoot! He’s got Padfoot at the place where it’s hidden!
– Harry Potter
Padfoot? What is Padfoot? And where what’s hidden? What is he talking about Snape?
– Dolores Umbridge
No idea.
– Severus Snape

I may vomit.
– Severus Snape

This is mad. Who’d want to be taught by me? I’m a nutter, remember?
– Harry Potter
Look on the bright side. You can’t be any worse than old toad face.
– Ron Weasley
Thanks, Ron.
– Harry Potter
I’m here for you, mate.
– Ron Weasley

I can’t understand why you don’t want to wear it, Ronald.
– Hermione Granger
Cause I’ll look like a bloody idiot, that’s why.
– Ron Weasley
No more than usual.
– Hermione Granger

You’ve lost, old man.
– Lord Voldemort
You’re the weak one. And you’ll never know love,or friendship. And I feel sorry for you.
– Harry Potter

Oh! Albus… I see you got our notice about the time change of the hearing…
– Cornelius Fudge
I must have missed it; but by a happy mistake, I arrived at the Ministry three hours early.
– Albus Dumbledore

You sent for me, Headmistress?
– Severus Snape
Ah, yes. The time has come for answers, whether he wants to give them or not. Have you bought the Veritaserum?
– Dolores Umbridge
I’m afraid you have used up all my stores interrogating students, the last of it on Miss Chang. Unless you wish to poison Potter – and I assure you, I would have the greatest sympathy if you did – I cannot help you.
– Severus Snape

I’ve been thinking about something Dumbledore said to me.
– Harry Potter
What’s that?
– Hermione Granger
That even though we’ve got a fight ahead of us, we’ve got one thing that Voldemort doesn’t have.
– Harry Potter
Yeah?
– Ron Weasley
Something worth fighting for.
– Harry Potter

How’d you get away?
– Hermione Granger
Puking Pastilles. It wasn’t pretty.
– Ginny Weasley
Told them I was hungry and wanted some sweets. Of course, they told me to bugger off and ate the lot themselves.
– Ron Weasley
That was clever, Ron!
– Hermione Granger
It’s been known to happen.
– Ron Weasley