Hellboy (2004) quotes

Cast
Ron Perlman.
Doug Jones.
Selma Blair.

The mythical world starts a rebellion against humanity in order to rule the Earth, so Hellboy and his team must save the world from the rebellious creatures.

My uncle used to say that we like people for their qualities but we love them for their defects.
– John Myers

Hey Myers, you’re a talker. What’s a good word, a solid word for “need”?
– Hellboy
Well, “need” is a good, solid word.
– John Myers
Nah. Too needy.
– Hellboy

I wish I could do something about this. But I can’t. But I can promise you two things. One: I’ll always look this good.
– Hellboy
Two: I’ll never give up on you… ever.
– Hellboy
I like that.
– Liz Sherman
Good.
– Hellboy

Hey. Hey. Hey. They’re playing our song.
– Hellboy

Second date, no tongue!
– Hellboy

Aw, crap.
– Hellboy

Harbinger of Pestilence, Seed of Destr…
– Abe Sapien
Cut to the end, will ya? How do I kill it?
– Hellboy
Hmm, doesn’t say.
– Abe Sapien

Look, Sammy, I’m not a very good shot…
– Hellboy
…but the Samaritan here uses really big bullets.
– Hellboy

How long did he touch you?
– Abe Sapien
I don’t know? About 5 seconds?
– Hellboy
Touched you five seconds, laid three eggs.
– Abe Sapien
Didn’t even buy me a drink.
– Hellboy

I’m gonna be sore in the mornin’!
– Hellboy

I hate those comic books. They never get the eyes right.
– Hellboy

Look at them ugly suckers, Blue. One sheet of glass between us and them.
– Hellboy
Story of my life.
– Abe Sapien

Remind me why I do this again.
– Abe Sapien
Rotten eggs and the safety of mankind.
– Hellboy
Ah!
– Abe Sapien

Listen, I’m not much of a problem solver. Three decades… and I’ve only completed two sides.
– Abe Sapien

Didn’t I kill you already?
– Hellboy

Mmmmmm nachos.
– Hellboy

You’ve been burned by some kind of organic acid.
– Abe Sapien
I’m lucky that way.
– Hellboy

In the dark I heard your voice, what did you say?
– Liz Sherman
I said, “Hey, you, on the other side – let her go. Because for her I will cross over, and then you’ll be sorry!”
– Hellboy

“What makes a man a man?” a friend of mine once wondered. Is it his origins? The way he comes to life? I don’t think so. It’s the choices he makes. Not how he starts things, but how he decides to end them.
– John Myers

What landed you this job, pushing “pamcakes”?
– Hellboy

I’m fireproof, you’re not.
– Hellboy

Red, white, whatever. Guys are all the same.
– Liz Sherman

Let me ask her directions…
– Hellboy
What did it say?
– Tom Manning

You killed my father, your ass is mine!
– Hellboy

This doesn’t really look like doll’s hair! Be honest, what do you think, Red?
– Agent Clay
I’m thinking about doing it myself.
– Hellboy