How to Train Your Dragon (2010) quotes

Directors
Dean DeBlois, Chris Sanders.

Cast
Jay Baruchel.
Gerard Butler.
Christopher Mintz-Plasse.

A hapless young Viking who aspires to hunt dragons becomes the unlikely friend of a young dragon himself, and learns there may be more to the creatures than he assumed.

This is Berk. It snows nine months of the year, and hails the other three. Any food that grows here is tough and tasteless. The people that grow here are even more so. The only upsides are the pets. While other places have ponies or parrots… we have… dragons.
– Hiccup

Most people would leave. Not us. We’re Vikings. We… have stubbornness issues.
– Hiccup

Thank you, for saving my son.
– Stoick:
Well, you know… *most* of him.
– Gobber

I’m okay!
– Fishlegs
Less okay!
– Fishlegs

All right, I admit it. This is pretty cool. It’s… *amazing*. He’s amazing.
– Astrid

Everything we know about you guys is wrong.
– Hiccup

AHHH! I’m *really* beginning to question your teaching methods.
– Fishlegs

Oh, I’m hurt! I am very much hurt!
– Tuffnut

Night Fury! Get down!
– Viking man

Look for its blind spot! Every dragon has one. Find it, hide in it, and strike!
– Gobber
Whoa! Do you *ever* bathe?
– Ruffnut
You don’t like it, then just get your own blind spot!
– Tuffnut
How about I give *you* one…!
– Ruffnut
Blind spot, yes. Deaf spot… Not so much.
– Gobber

Remember, a dragon will always, *always*… go for the kill.
– Gobber
So why didn’t you?
– Hiccup

Chances of survival are dwindling into single-digits now…
– Fishlegs

Thanks for stopping by and for the, uh, the breast-hat…
– Hiccup

Oh, nice of you to join the party! I thought you’d been carried off!
– Gobber
Who, me? Nah, come on! I’m way too muscular for their taste! They wouldn’t know what to do with… all this!
– Hiccup
Well, they need toothpicks, don’t they?
– Gobber

When we crack this mountain open, all hell is going to break loose.
– Stoick
And my undies. Good thing I brought extras.
– Gobber