Iron Man 2 (2010) quotes

Director
Jon Favreau.

Cast
Robert Downey Jr.
Mickey Rourke.
Gwyneth Paltrow. 

With the world now aware of his identity as Iron Man, Tony Stark must contend with both his declining health and a vengeful mad man with ties to his father’s legacy.

Sir, I’m gonna have to ask you to exit the donut.
– Nick Fury

May I say how refreshing it is to finally see you on a video with your clothing on, sir.
– Jarvis

Have you been drinking?
– Pepper Potts
Chlorophyll.
– Tony Stark

Wow!
– Tony Stark
That tastes like coconut… and metal!
– Tony Stark

Drop your socks and grab your crocs, we’re about to get wet on this ride.
– Tony Stark

My priority is to get the Iron Man weapon turned over to the people of the United States of America.
– Senator Stern
Well, you can forget it. I am Iron Man. The suit and I are one. To turn over the Iron Man suit would be to turn over myself, which is tantamount to indentured servitude or prostitution, depending on what state you’re in. You can’t have it.
– Tony Stark
Look, I’m no expert…
– Senator Stern
In prostitution? Of course not, you’re a senator. Come on!
– Tony Stark

Who is she?
– Tony Stark
She is from legal and she is potentially a very expensive sexual harassment lawsuit if you keep ogling her like that.
– Pepper Potts

I told you I don’t want to join your super-secret boy band.
– Tony Stark

If you try to escape, or play any sort of games with me, I will taze you and watch “Supernanny” while you drool into the carpet.
– Agent Coulson

Mr. Stark!
– Senator Stern
Yes, dear?
– Tony Stark

Huh! You’re… fired.
– Tony Stark
That’s not up to you.
– Natasha Romanoff

I’d love to leave my door unlocked at night, but this ain’t Canada.
– Justin Hammer

Nice work, kid!
– Iron Man

You come from a family of thieves and butchers, and like all guilty men, you try to rewrite your history, to forget all the lives the Stark family has destroyed.
– Ivan Vanko
Speaking of thieves, where’d you get this design? You look like you have friends in low places.
– Tony Stark
My father, Anton Vanko.
– Ivan Vanko
Never heard of him.
– Tony Stark
My father is the reason you’re alive.
– Ivan Vanko
No, the reason I’m alive is because you made a shot, and you missed.
– Tony Stark
If you could make God bleed, people would cease to believe in Him. There will be blood in the water, the sharks will come. All I have to do is sit back and watch as the world consumes you.
– Ivan Vanko
Where will you be watching the world consume me from? Oh, that’s right, a prison cell. I’ll send you a bar of soap.
– Tony Stark

I’m not saying I’m responsible for this country’s longest run of uninterrupted peace in 35 years! I’m not saying that from the ashes of captivity, never has a Phoenix metaphor been more personified! I’m not saying Uncle Sam can kick back on a lawn chair, sipping on an iced tea, because I haven’t come across anyone man enough to go toe to toe with me on my best day! It’s not about me. It’s not about you, either. It’s about legacy, the legacy left behind for future generations. It’s not about us!
– Tony Stark

Drop your socks and grab your crocs, we’re about to get wet on this ride.
– Tony Stark

Where did you get this? Do you have any idea what this is?
– Agent Coulson
*That*… is exactly what I need!
– Tony Stark
There, see? Perfectly level.
– Tony Stark

These are the Cubans, baby. This is the Cohibas, the Montecristos. This is a kinetic-kill, side-winder vehicle with a secondary cyclotrimethylenetrinitramine RDX burst. It’s capable of busting a bunker under the bunker you just busted. If it were any smarter, it’d write a book, a book that would make Ulysses look like it was written in crayon. It would read it to you. This is my Eiffel Tower. This is my Rachmaninoff’s Third. My Pieta. It’s completely elegant, it’s bafflingly beautiful, and it’s capable of reducing the population of any standing structure to zero. I call it “The Ex-Wife.”
– Justin Hammer

I’ve got my eye on you.
– Nick Fury

Ooh, sorry… funny how annoying a little prick can be, isn’t it?
– Senator Stern

I’m surprised you can keep your mouth shut.
– Natalie Rushman
God, you’re good. You are mind-blowingly close to this. How do you do it? You’re a triple impostor, I’ve never seen anything like it. Is there anything real about you? Do you even speak Latin?
– Tony Stark
Fallaces sunt rerum species.
– Natalie Rushman
Which means? Wait, what did you just say?
– Tony Stark
It means you can either drive yourself home or I can have you collected.
– Natalie Rushman