Kingsman The Golden Circle (2017) quotes
Director
Matthew Vaughn.
A jury holdout attempts to prevent a miscarriage of justice by forcing his colleagues to reconsider the evidence.
Now, go off and save the world.
– Elton John
If I save the world, can I have two tickets to your next concert?
– Harry Hart
Darling, if you save the world, you can have a backstage pass.
– Elton John
Sir Elton, stay here. We’re under attack.
– First Burly Guard
Is it a rescue attempt?
– Elton John
Might be.
– First Burly Guard
Yes!
– Elton John
Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday night’s all right! Hey!
– Elton John
Isn’t that supposed to be Saturday?
– First Burly Guard
What day is it today?
– Elton John
Wednesday?
– First Burly Guard
Exactly!
– Elton John
Put Alpha Gel on that… dickhead.
– Eggsy
What have you done to me, you fucking bitch?
– Elton John
We’ve got brains, skills, skipping rope?
– Eggsy
It’s a lasso.
– Whiskey
Whatever.
– Eggsy
As one of our founding Kingsman once said: This is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning.
– Harry Hart
Well, if you save the world, you know what that means.
– Princess Tilde
Yeah, all right.
– Eggsy
Cheers.
– Harry Hart
Are you sure I don’t look like a dick?
– Eggsy
Look in the mirror.
– Harry Hart
What do you see?
– Harry Hart
Someone who can’t believe what the fuck is going on.
– Eggsy
I see a man who is honorable, brave, loyal, who’s fulfilled his huge potential. A man who’s done something good with his life.
– Harry Hart
I owe you everything, Harry. Thank you.
– Eggsy
Don’t mention it. You ready?
– Harry Hart
Not a doubt in my mind.
– Eggsy
Give me the code!
– Eggsy
I can’t. Only Poppy knows it.
– Charlie
Well, then you’re no use to me, ain’t you? For the record, Charlie, I’m more of a gentleman than you’ll ever be. But right now, it’s time to drop the gentle bit. This is for Kingsman. For my mate Brandon. For Roxy. For JB. And for Merlin. Good night, bruv.
– Eggsy
My drugs are everywhere. They were never my thing, but here I am, running the biggest drug cartel in the world. The only downside is having to live in the middle of nowhere. You know, these ruins are technically undiscovered. I just added a few touches to remind me of home. I grew up on all that awesome ’50s nostalgia. Grease, American Graffiti, Happy Days. But I digress. The thing you need to understand is the hard work and ingenuity it took to achieve a global monopoly on the drug trade. And that’s all on me. Not to toot my own horn. I just think it’s really important for new recruits to understand the history of The Golden Circle.
– Poppy
Wow. This is amazing.
– Eggsy
Come on.
– Clara
Uh, you know what, I’m busting for a pee, actually.
– Eggsy
You could do it on me if you want.
– Clara
Uh… maybe in a bit. Give me a sec, yeah?
– Eggsy
Okay, but hurry up, River. Been waiting all night for you to at least kiss me.
– Clara
Yep, Kingsman is crumpets! Like toast, but British.
– Poppy
Let the junkie scum go down in flames!
– President of the United States