Lethal Weapon 2 (1989) quotes

Director
Richard Donner.

Cast
Mel Gibson.
Danny Glover.
Joe Pesci.

Riggs and Murtaugh are on the trail of South African diplomats who are using their immunity to engage in criminal activities.

I’m too old for this shit.
– Roger Murtaugh

Hey, hey. Did you get them? The bad guys? Are they all gone?
– Martin Riggs
Yeah. Hey, hey. They’ve been… de-kaffir-nated.
– Roger Murtaugh

They fuck you at the drive-thru, okay? They fuck you at the drive-thru! They know you’re gonna be miles away before you find out you got fucked! They know you’re not gonna turn around and go back, they don’t care. So who gets fucked? Ol’ Leo Getz! Okay, sure! I don’t give a fuck! I’m not eating this tuna, okay?
– Leo Getz
Shut up!
– Roger Murtaugh, Martin Riggs

Hey what’s with you Rog? She was great, she was beautiful.
– Martin Riggs
Yeah, I liked it. She made me want to go out and buy rubbers right now!
– Mickey McGee

On three, what do ya say?
– Martin Riggs
Okay.
– Roger Murtaugh
One… two…
– Martin Riggs
Wait, wait, wait!
– Roger Murtaugh
What?
– Martin Riggs
Do we do it on three? Or one, two, three, then do it?
– Roger Murtaugh
It’s your ass, Cochise!
– Martin Riggs
My ass, yeah. On three.
– Roger Murtaugh
We go on three?
– Martin Riggs
Yeah.
– Roger Murtaugh

We’re back, we’re bad, you’re black, I’m mad.
– Riggs

I’m not a cop tonight, Rog. This is personal.
– Martin Riggs

Nailed ’em both!
– Roger Murtaugh

This was a new car, Riggs…
– Roger Murtaugh
Well, it still is!
– Martin Riggs

In one ear, out the RUBBER…
– Riggs

You are not dead until I tell you! Got that Riggs?
– Murtaugh

Well if it isn’t Mrs. Sigmund Fraud.
– Martin Riggs
My door is always open.
– Dr. Stephanie Woods
Well, I think we should keep this on a professional level, don’t you, Doc?
– Martin Riggs
Why do you do this to yourself Riggs?
– Dr. Stephanie Woods
Well, who else am I supposed to do it to? None of them’ll let me. Besides, I need the money.
– Martin Riggs

Mr. Murtaugh has a gun.
– George
Yeah, but it’s an old gun and he’s not a very good shot.
– Martin Riggs

Police! Open up!
– Martin Riggs
How do I know it’s the police?
– Leo Getz
After I shoot you through the door, you can examine the bullet. Open up!
– Martin Riggs

Hey, this is a real nice hobby room. All you need now is a hobby!
– Martin Riggs

I’m surprised you haven’t heard of me, I got a bad reputation, like sometimes I just go nuts like now ha ha!
– Martin Riggs

Thousands. Millions. Billions. F-ing Donald Trump Lotto.
– Roger Murtaugh

What are you doing here?
– Rika Van Den Haas
Oh, I’ve just been upstairs with your boss, shooting the breeze… shooting his fish.
– Martin Riggs

Hey hey hey! Listen, if we’re going, shouldn’t I have a gun?
Leo Getz
NO!
– Martin Riggs, Roger Murtaugh