Lethal Weapon 3 (1992) quotes

Director
Richard Donner.

Cast
Mel Gibson.
Danny Glover.
Joe Pesci.

Martin Riggs and Roger Murtaugh pursue a former LAPD officer who uses his knowledge of police procedure and policies to steal and sell confiscated guns and ammunition to local street gangs.

We can’t shoot a dog. People? Okay, but not dogs.
– Riggs

Look, that kid was a killer, alright? That wasn’t a Tinker Toy in his hand, that was a machine pistol with twin carbies and all the trimmings, man! He would’ve drilled you, me, anybody that came along, alright? You had no choice.
– Martin Riggs
Oh no, it didn’t happen to you, Riggs, it happened to me! It happened to me! I killed that kid, I killed that boy. Oh yeah, oh you killed a lot of people, you kill a fuckin’ lot of people. You ever kill a baby?
– Roger Murtaugh
You selfish…
– Martin Riggs
You got ice in your veins. You don’t kill a boy like Nick.
– Roger Murtaugh
You selfish bastard! You selfish bastard, you’re just thinking about yourself! What about me? We’re partners, we are partners. What happens to you, happens to me.
– Martin Riggs

I hope that when I do retire your new partner is just like you.
– Roger Murtaugh
That won’t happen to me because there are winners and there are losers, and God wouldn’t do that to me.
– Martin Riggs

I’m too old for this shit!
– Roger Murtaugh

After all the shit we’ve been through, don’t you get it? Don’t you get it? When you retire, you’re not just retiring you, you’re retiring us. You’re retiring us.
– Martin Riggs
That’s not my problem. That’s not my problem!
– Roger Murtaugh
You’re the only family I’ve got! I’ve got three beautiful kids, I love them, they’re yours. Trish does my laundry, I live in your icebox, I live in your life! What am I gonna do? What am I supposed to do?
– Martin Riggs

Step into my orifice.
– Martin Riggs

Yuck, Exxon!
– Martin Riggs

Grabbed his clusters!
– Martin Riggs

I’m dying Rodge! I’m so cold!
– Leo Getz
Leo, you’re laying on the ice.
– Roger Murtaugh
I am?
– Leo Getz
Yeah!
– Roger Murtaugh

Go to hell, Riggs.
– Jack Travis
You first.
– Martin Riggs

This PMS. It’s murder.
– Lorna Cole
Yeah, I know what you mean. I’ve been married 25 years.
– Roger Murtaugh

Close is a lingerie shop without a front window.
– Lorna Cole

Police, freeze!
– Lorna Cole
Oh Christ, another one? We need a new fucking dog.
– Hatchett

You tell that man he’s the jam in my jelly roll!
– Delores

Come on in, bitch! Door’s open!
– Jack Travis

He’s done this twice, oh, damn! I’m gonna suck his eyes out through his nose!
– Martin Riggs

Are you trying to bait me, Riggs?
– Lorna Cole
I’m a master of it.
– Martin Riggs
Now, that I can believe.
– Lorna Cole