Lethal Weapon 4 (1998) quotes
Director
Richard Donner.
With personal crises and age weighing in on them, LAPD officers Riggs and Murtaugh must contend with deadly Chinese triads that are trying to free their former leaders out of prison and onto American soil.
You have the right to remain silent, so shut the fuck up, okay? You have the right to an attorney. If you can’t afford an attorney, we’ll provide you with the dumbest fucking lawyer on earth. If you get Johnny Cochrane, I’ll kill ya!
– Lee Butters
You wanna get married, don’tcha?
– Martin Riggs
Yes I do.
– Lorna
Why didn’t you tell me?
– Martin Riggs
Because I didn’t want to put any pressure on you, Riggs. I mean, if you want to someday, that’d be great; if you don’t, I love you. I’ll take you any way I can get you, Riggs.
– Lorna
I’m sleeping with my wife’s two sisters.
– Uncle Benny
You lucky sonofabitch.
– Roger Murtaugh
Good for you, Uncle Benny.
– Martin Riggs
Not so good when my wife finds out.
– Uncle Benny
Flied lice?
– Martin Riggs
Flied lice? It’s fried rice, you plick.
– Uncle Benny
You sure picked a strange angel, baby. But I got the message.
– Martin Riggs
I am getting married or there is no baby.
– Lorna Cole
Plus they shot at me and Rog, and that pisses us off.
– Martin Riggs
Really? Ha, too bad they missed!
– Uncle Benny
Hey Riggs, who’s the perp? What did ya bust him for?
– Leo Getz
Oh, I’m a perp? You see a young brother in the back of a police car, automatically I’m a perp. Look at my suit, look at my tie. What do I look like, the fuckin’ Crip’s accountant? Look at this badge, bitch. Check out the gun.
– Lee Butters
Whoa, hey hey hey, put the gun down, put the gun down.
– Leo Getz
Nothing comes between a pregnant lady and a meal.
– Lorna Cole
This is one of the most painful fuckin’ experiences of my life.
– Capt. Ed Murphy
So who’s the lucky, soon-to-be-dead son-in-law?
Martin Riggs
I’m not too old for this shit.
– Martin Riggs
Ah, shit. He’s dead, man. He’s fuckin’ dead, man. Yeah, this is how he wanted to come to America, right? Where was he, in The Killing Section? This guy’s been shot 4 times. At close range, like he was executed.
– Butters
He WAS executed.
– Roger Murtaugh
Yeah, by the crew.
– Martin Riggs
What the FUCK, man? We got people gettin’ killed left, right and center in this town; now we’re IMPORTING victims? Hey, gangbangers wanna kill each other? No problem. You or me, one of us gets shot? Hey, occupational hazard. But just a normal guy, THIS fuckin’ guy? What the fuck did he ever do to anybody? That ain’t right.
– Butters
It’s about time they poured in some new blood. I just don’t want it coming out of me.
– Lee Butters
They fuck ya, they fuck ya, they fuck ya.
– Leo Getz
So this must have been what Uncle Benny meant by Four Fathers. Looks like Japan’s version of the Marx brothers. Let’s see we got Groucho, Harpo, Chico, and uh, Fucko.
– Martin Riggs
Since I met Riggs, I’ve had my house destroyed, my car wrecked, and now my BOAT SUNK. What’s left?
– Roger Murtaugh
I think that’s about it.
– Leo Getz
You okay, Riggs?
– Roger Murtaugh
No, I’m NOT okay. I just had my ass kicked again.
– Martin Riggs
Gee Roger you sure have been grumpy since ya found out you’re gonna be a Grandpa!
– Leo Getz