Live Free or Die Hard (2007) quotes

Director
Len Wiseman.

Cast
Bruce Willis.
Justin Long.
Timothy Olyphant.

John McClane and a young hacker join forces to take down master cyber-terrorist Thomas Gabriel in Washington D.C.

On your tombstone it should read, “Always in the wrong place at the wrong time”.
– Thomas Gabriel
How about, “Yippi-kay-ay, motherfucker”
– John McClane

McClane? I thought I killed you already.
– Thomas Gabriel
I get that sometimes.
– John McClane

Did you see that?
– Matt Farrell
Yeah I saw it, I did it!
– John McClane

Wow, I know that tone. It’s just weird hearing it come from someone… with hair.
– Matt Farrell

Mai? Oh, yeah. Little Asian chick, likes to kick people? I don’t think she’s gonna be talkin’ to anybody for a really long time. Last time I saw her she was at the bottom of a elevator shaft with an SUV rammed up her ass.
– John McClane

You know what you get for being a hero? Nothin’. You get shot at. You get a little pat on the back, blah, blah, blah, attaboy. You get divorced. Your wife can’t remember your last name. Your kids don’t want to talk to you. You get to eat a lot of meals by yourself. Trust me, kid, nobody wants to be that guy.
– John McClane

You just killed a helicopter with a car!
– Matt Farrell
I was out of bullets.
– John McClane

The news is completely manipulated. Everything you hear, every single day is designed by corporate media to do one thing only. To keep you living in fear.
– Matt Farrell

That’s enough of this Kung-Fu shit.
– John McClane

I know I’m not as smart as you guys with all this computer shit. But, hey… I’m still alive, ain’t I? I mean, you’ve *got* to be running out of bad guys by now, right? Huh? Gabriel? Honestly, you can tell me. I mean, how does that work? Got some kind of service or something? Some kind of 800 number? 1-800-HENCHMEN? Oh, you know what? I bet you’re still on hold with, “Can I get another dead Asian hooker bitch over here right away?”
– John McClane

You know what you get for being a hero? Nothin’. You get shot at. You get a little pat on the back, blah, blah, blah, attaboy. You get divorced. Your wife can’t remember your last name. Your kids don’t want to talk to you. You get to eat a lot of meals by yourself. Trust me, kid, nobody wants to be that guy.
– John McClane
Then why you doing this?
– Matt Farrell
Because there’s no body else to do it right now, that’s why. Believe me, if there were somebody else to do it, I’d let them do it, but there’s not. So we’re doing it.
– John McClane
Ah. That’s what makes you that guy.
– Matt Farrell

Another day in paradise.
– John McClane

You’re a Timex watch in a digital age.
– Thomas Gabriel

If that guy knew half the shit that I know, his fuzzy little head would explode.
– Matt Farrell

Awww, great! There goes the cell phone.
– Matt Farrell
They knocked the satellites out of the skies, now?
– John McClane
No, your battery ran out.
– Matt Farrell

Damn hamster!
– John McClane

It’s not a system, it’s a country!
– John McClane

What are we doing?
– Matt Farrell
It’s a little thing they invented back in the sixties called ‘jogging’. You’re gonna love it. Come on.
– John McClane

You’re very impressed with yourself, aren’t you?
– Thomas Gabriel
I have my moments.
– John McClane

I’m gettin’ too old to jump out of cars.
– John McClane