Mission Impossible III (2006) quotes
Director
J.J. Abrams.
Cast
Tom Cruise.
Michelle Monaghan.
Ving Rhames.
Agent Ethan Hunt comes into conflict with a dangerous and sadistic arms dealer who threatens his life and his fiancee in response.
I’m part of an agency… called the IMF.
– Ethan Hunt
What’s that stand for?
– Julia
Impossible Mission Force.
– Ethan Hunt
Shut up.
– Julia
Mr. Musgrave, please don’t interrupt me when I’m asking rhetorical questions.
– Brassel
He made it… he made it!
– Luther Stickell
I knew he’d make it.
– Luther Stickell
That look in your eyes is a pain in my ass, you know that, right?
– Luther Stickell
Was there something more going on between you two?
– Luther Stickell
Lindsey was like my little sister.
– Ethan Hunt
And you never… slept with your little sister, right?
– Luther Stickell
You can look at me with those judgmental eyes all you want, but I bullshit you not, I will bleed on the American flag to make sure those stripes stay red.
– Brassel
Oh well, maybe we could share a jail cell together!
– Benji Dunn
Who are you? What’s you’re name? Do you have a wife? A girlfriend? Because if you do, I’m gonna find her. I’m gonna hurt her. I’m gonna make her bleed, and cry, and call out your name. And then I’m gonna find you, and kill you right in front of her.
– Owen Davian
It’s interesting – I used to have this professor at Oxford, okay? Doctor Wickham, his name was and he was, like, this massive fat guy, you know? Huge, big guy. We used to call him – you know, well, I won’t tell you what we used to call him, but he taught biomolecular kinetics and cellular dynamics. And he used to sort of scare the underclassmen with this story about how the world would eventually be eviscerated by technology. You see, it was inevitable that a compound would be created which he referred to as the ‘Anti-God’. It was like an accelerated mutator or sort of, you know, like a, an unstoppable force of destructive power, that would just lay waste to everything – to buildings and parks and streets and children and ice cream parlors, you know? So whenever I see, like, a rogue organization willing to spend this amount of money on a mystery tech, I always assume… it’s the Anti-God. End-of-the-world kinda stuff, you know… But no, I don’t have any idea what it is. I was just speculating.
– Benji Dunn
I don’t agree with you.
– Ethan Hunt
Well then I’m smarter than you.
– Luther Stickell
I agree with Luther; we can’t have real relationships, but you see, I love that
– Declan
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
– Ethan Hunt
I’ll die unless you kill me!
– Ethan Hunt
Blow the car.
– Ethan Hunt
Oh, its such a nice car.
– Zhen
And yet, do it.
– Ethan Hunt
What’s up?
– Ethan Hunt
Nothin’. What’s up with you?
– Luther Stickell
Nothin’.
– Ethan Hunt
You hung me out of a plane. You can tell a lot about a person’s character by how they treat people they don’t have to treat well.
– Owen Davian
I’m out! How many rounds do you got?
– Lindsey Farris
Enough.
– Ethan Hunt
Now I’m out.
– Ethan Hunt
I’m assuming it’s like a codename for something he’s about to sell to an unspecified buyer, for $850 million by the way, or maybe it’s not a codeword, maybe it’s just a really, really expensive bunny appendage.
– Benji Dunn
I’ll send you a postcard.
– Ethan Hunt
Fair enough.
– Brassel
Phoenix, I have eye on the prize. Do you copy?
– Ethan Hunt
Copy. Of course I copy. Please, when do I not copy? All I do is copy.
– Declan
Do you copy?
– Declan
Copy, all I do is copy.
– Zhen
Ethan! Get in! They’re coming!
– Declan
Who?
– Ethan Hunt
Building security and they’re pissed!
– Declan
Don’t do it, Ethan.
– Luther Stickell
Luther? Julia and I got married two days ago.
– Ethan Hunt
Well, congratulations!
– Luther Stickell
It’s unacceptable that chocolate makes you fat, but I’ve eaten my share and guess what?
– Theodore Brassel