Nothing But Trouble (1991) quotes
Director
Dan Aykroyd.
A businessman and his friends are captured by a sadistic judge and his equally odd family in the backwoods of a bizarre mansion.
Eldona, you know he’s not supposed to see you this special day?
– Miss Purdah
Special day? What is it – Halloween?
– Chris Thorne
You people are sick, wicked, funky, misanthropic, co-dependent animals! And I won’t have my sister, who was once the Queen of the Mardi Gras, sitting at a table with a pickle-shooting train!
– Fausto
You’ve got a BMW. Act like it!
– Fausto
Y’know, you are worse than a week of yellow shitstorms.
– J.P
I’m of the school that believes that the last thirty seconds of a person’s life ought to have a little zip in them!
– J.P
Thanks for the espresso maker… and the bag of shit.
– Chris Thorne
Fun is actually knowing who half your guests are.
– Chris Thorne
Go suck a bug.
– J.P
Hi! I’m Bobo, that’s Lil’ Debbull!
– Bobo
Hi, we’re not allowed inside the house!
– L’il Debbull
I didn’t mean what I said when I told you to save yourself. Get your ass back down here and SAVE ME!
– Diane Lightson
They’re Brazillionaires, they have breakfast at 2pm in the afternoon.
– Chris Thorne
You really put the pin in the party hog now, girl!
– J.P
So that’s where they buried Flipper.
– Chris Thorne
Flipper is dead?
– Fausto, Renalda
It smells like São Paulo!
– Fausto
Come on, death for running a stop sign?
– Chris Thorne
*And* for being a banker! That’s the double death.
– J.P
If it was an ambulance you got a chance, if it’s in a hearse, it’s gotta be worse!
– J.P
I should have known. A Brazillionaire never forgets.
– Chris Thorne