Ocean's Eight (2018) quotes
Director
Gary Ross.
Debbie Ocean gathers an all-female crew to attempt an impossible heist at New York City’s yearly Met Gala.
You would’ve loved it.
– Debbie Ocean
I’m old, and I’m going to prison. Then I’m going to be really, really poor.
– Rose Weil
If you’re going to have a problem with stealing, then you’re not going to like the rest of this conversation.
– Debbie Ocean
Lest we forget, this entire enterprise was to keep me out of jail.
– Rose Weil
Sometimes, just knowing the job will work is satisfaction enough. You don’t actually gotta do it.
– Reuben
What else did he say?
– Debbie Ocean
He said it was brilliant.
– Reuben
Oh, okay.
– Debbie Ocean
And that you would probably end up back in prison.
– Reuben
I’m not gonna end up back in prison.
– Debbie Ocean
What if we could make all this go away?
– Lou
How did you ever fall for this schmuck?
– Amita
Lou and I were going through a rough patch, and I really wanted a big score of my own.
– Debbie Ocean
They were gonna be looking for somebody. Just had to make sure it wasn’t one of us.
– Debbie Ocean
I couldn’t even hear myself think. You know, five women in one cell. So I got myself thrown in solitary for a little peace and quiet, and that’s where I finally came up with it.
– Debbie Ocean
When somebody got interested in a piece, I’d pose as another buyer and drive up the price. Money was good and he was great in the kitchen… One day he asked me to pose as the seller, not the buyer.
– Debbie Ocean
I just wanna say, thank you. The last three weeks have been amazing for me, and we’ve all worked very hard for this moment. So whatever happens tonight, I want you to remember one thing, you are not doing this for me. You are not doing this for you. Somewhere out there is an eight-year-old girl lying in bed, dreaming of being a criminal. Let’s do this for her…
– Debbie Ocean
He sent me to jail! You have no idea what that’s like.
– Debbie Ocean
Yeah, well, he’s gonna do it again.
– Lou
No, he’s not.
– Debbie Ocean
I’m not a member of law enforcement. I work with the insurance carrier. Which means I’m either looking for fraud or I’m looking for the real necklace. Beyond that, I couldn’t care less.
– John Frazier
Uh, just, you know… smoother. Just a little bit of space, please. It was perfect. I just need it faster and more damaged. All right? Great.
– Daphne Kluger